why do black pastors all do that "tell your neighbor" sh1t?

[Akata Man Bromo]

Stopped going when the pastor was stiff arming me like Earl Campbell trying to get me to pass out part of the game is this?

He like: "the lord said you are free"

*Pushes my head down as hard as he can*

me:

 

[semtex]

The same way your default pic look is the same way them demons gonna come at you. Hell is no place to be. You already getting your experience of hell by living on this earth already.

Hate to break it to you, but you've devoted your whole life to some bullshyt

 

[L&HH]

*first time at a friend or girl's church*

Pastor: Any newcomers who came to praise with us this Sunday if you could please stand up
Girl: *looks at me*
Me:

My boo thang did the same thing

On the drive over:
Me: Now you know when they recognize the visitors, they gon ask you to stand up and say a few words if you choose.
Him: Oh yeah thats cool..I got that

*welcoming of visitors, asking them to stand*

Me:
Him: (doesnt stand)

First time I went to my pops church a couple years ago, me and my brother had to do this. the congregation was so small everybody knew it was your first time and when the pastor spoke they were all lookin at you like before you could even get up.

Oh yea I thought I was the only one who didnt like all the greeting ish. My pops joint close to the end of the service they tell you to walk around and shake hands. I just stand in my same spot and shake the hands around, you can miss me w/ all that walking around. Actually the first time I didnt mind so until i shook the hand of this elderly woman and her hands were so crusty it felt like she aint used lotion since the day she was conceived . I never walked around after that. Then what further confirmed my actions (or non action in this case) was one time when I seen a nikka diggin up his nose after that I was just like mane fukk it. From then on I had a mental list of who not to sit next to and avoid shaking hands and if they came in my direction Id look the other way.

 

[neko_804]

Stopped going when the pastor was stiff arming me like Earl Campbell trying to get me to pass out part of the game is this?

He like: "the lord said you are free"

*Pushes my head down as hard as he can*

me:

Birth date in the 70's huh

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Birth date in the 70's huh

nah 80's baby 82 to be exact

 

[Atlrocafella]

................ I look straight ahead....

I use to do the same thing..all that "Touch your neighbor and say blahblahblah".was annoying as hell

 

[ThaBoyBam]

This practice irks me something serious.

 

[Metta World Movement]

I hate those pastors who be soundin' like they need an asthma pump between each pause in a sentence....I be like " nikka the Bible shouldn't get you THAT worked up....breathe easy"


And I used to hate when you'd be singing a song in church with everyone else that you thought you knew.....then all of a sudden they be addin' these extra verses that you never heard before in your damn life

One second it's "This is the daaaaay, this is the daaaay that the Loooord haaaaaas maaaaaade".....then they come out with some random shyt like "The Lord the Lord the Looooord, he is my light and salvation"

I'm sittin' there like " The fukk.....is this the remix?"

 

[Atlrocafella]

I hate those pastors who be soundin' like they need an asthma pump between each pause in a sentence....I be like " ***** the Bible shouldn't get you THAT worked up....breathe easy"


And I used to hate when you'd be singing a song in church with everyone else that you thought you knew.....then all of a sudden they be addin' these extra verses that you never heard before in your damn life

One second it's "This is the daaaaay, this is the daaaay that the Loooord haaaaaas maaaaaade".....then they come out with some random **** like "The Lord the Lord the Looooord, he is my light and salvation"

I'm sittin' there like " The ****.....is this the remix?"

Lol

 

[Schmoove]

Y'all ever been to a white denominational church?

No nikkafied pageantry. No asthmatic pastors. No nosy ass wanna-be uppity nikkas that's trying to run some church committee.

Just a greeting. A song. A scripture. Sermon. And a close.




































But I loves my Black church tho. Methodist too (United Methodist). None of that sambo missionary baptist shyt

You haven't seen fine women til you've been to a high class Black church.

Real talk tho? If you're looking for a church, research the denominations and watch some sermons online.

 

[DalMem]

I thought my church back home was the only one's during this.

That shyt is annoying.

 

[Jesus]

i thought the pastor at my church was the only one who did this.

 

[King Sun]

buncha loners

its a good thing...

almost everything about current day modern church is positive...

all churches do it...and I have been too all sorts of churchs all sorts of denomination...

its a human thing. interaction.

was with you until the bolded

 

[King Sun]

Y'all ever been to a white denominational church?

No nikkafied pageantry. No asthmatic pastors. No nosy ass wanna-be uppity nikkas that's trying to run some church committee.

Just a greeting. A song. A scripture. Sermon. And a close.




































But I loves my Black church tho. Methodist too (United Methodist). None of that sambo missionary baptist shyt

You haven't seen fine women til you've been to a high class Black church.

Real talk tho? If you're looking for a church, research the denominations and watch some sermons online.

nikka you must not have been to those ready mart non dom churches. nikkas be having full on concerts inside the church

 

[1017Breh]

If it wasnt for his grace and mercy

(lemme stop though...lol)

ohhhhhh You Live in Texas Huh