why do black pastors all do that "tell your neighbor" sh1t?

[Heafcliffe]

*first time at a friend or girl's church*

Pastor: Any newcomers who came to praise with us this Sunday if you could please stand up
Girl: *looks at me*
Me:

...and then you try justifying not standing by making up something.....


Me: Remember, I came in to the church to pick you up last week so, technically, I ain't new to the church...

 

[Grifter]

Had to sit at the end of the row so I would only have to hold one strange hand.

 

[BruhMayne]

If it wasnt for his grace and mercy

(lemme stop though...lol)

Dap me again and we go together

 

[newworldafro]

If it wasnt for his grace and mercy

(lemme stop though...lol)

Speaking of tight dresses in the sanctuary.............WWJD and what would yall pastor say about this??

POLE DANCING FOR JESUS IN TEXAS!




Pole dancing for Jesus

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL_6POQF3w0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL_6POQF3w0[/ame]

Talking about not enough men in the church ...

 

[Buckeye Fever]

*first time at a friend or girl's church*

Pastor: Any newcomers who came to praise with us this Sunday if you could please stand up
Girl: *looks at me*
Me:

I absolutely HATE that shyt.

" if u dont wanna have to stand up and announce yourself, u need to become a member"

Da fukk aaaaaaaaatta here

 

[Petty Crocker]

Speaking of tight dresses in the sanctuary.............WWJD and what would yall pastor say about this??

POLE DANCING FOR JESUS IN TEXAS!

POLE DANCING FOR JESUS IN TEXAS! - YouTube


Pole dancing for Jesus

Pole dancing for Jesus - YouTube

Talking about not enough men in the church ...

Im not gonna knock the moves because it takes alot of strength and flexibility, but...in Jesus name??? A big emphatic NO.. i think thats offensive...

If he wanna give thanks, he can praise dance.

 

[SpittinThatKnowledge]

I won't have to talk to nobody down there so "hell" is subjective.

You just don't know what your getting yourself into.

 

[jdashmaj]

My pastor doesn't do that nor all that "and the Lord haaaaaaaaa, Told me naaaaaaaaaaaah" , or praise dancing, or most that other stuff most black pastors do that I don't like. Plus well versed in the Bible

 

[Tupac Amaru Shakur]

ROACH ASS bytchES​

Y'ALL CAN MUNCH ON THIS dikk ​

​

 

[Takerstani]

Look, I'm NOT going to fall out. You're just going to break your streak trying it okay?

And yeah, I hated that tell your neighbor thing.

 

[semtex]

You just don't know what your getting yourself into.

Word bruh? Word?

 

[SpittinThatKnowledge]

Word bruh? Word?

The same way your default pic look is the same way them demons gonna come at you. Hell is no place to be. You already getting your experience of hell by living on this earth already.

 

[Mandizi]

They do that at my church often, sometimes I look to my neighborhood, other times I keep the tunnel vision.

I love church tho.

 

[Mandizi]

My pastor doesn't do that nor all that "and the Lord haaaaaaaaa, Told me naaaaaaaaaaaah" , or praise dancing, or most that other stuff most black pastors do that I don't like. Plus well versed in the Bible

I know exactly what you talkin about!!! Oh shyt!

 

[MBwithadream]

shyt is stupid as hell when i go with my dad to church this shyt always happens.

Pastor: "Look at ya neighbuh, say 'NEIGBHUUHHH, DA LAWD IS GUUUD'."

neighbor: *looks in my direction*

me:

neighbor: *talks to other neighbor*

I thought only my pastor did that.

he still a good pastor.