WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN BROTHER! THE OP IS EXPERIENCING THE SAME PROFOUND ASTONISHMENT EVERY WRESTLING FAN IN THE WORLD WENT THROUGH WHEN I DROPPED THAT LEG ON SAVAGE AND FORMED THE nWo, DUDE!
IN A WORLD OF LOGIC AND ORDER, HOW COULD THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN BETRAY THE FANS, MEAN GENE? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, BROTHER! HOW COULD I DEFY THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS AND SELL OUT WCW, DUDE? IS THERE SOME QUANTUM EXPLANATION? DID THE SUPERNATURAL INTERVENE?
HOW MANY SLEEPLESS NIGHTS DID PHILOSOPHERS AND SCIENTISTS LIE AWAKE WONDERING, "WHY HULKSTER? WHYYYYY?!"
WELL YOU KNOW SUMTHIN BROTHER, YOU OPEN A HISTORY BOOK, YOU TURN TO ANY PAGE, AND YOU SEE THE GREAT MINDS OF THE TIME ASKING THE TORMENTING QUESTIONS OF THEIR DAY! WHERE DOES DISEASE COME FROM, BROTHER? DOES THE EARTH ORBIT THE SUN, DUDE? WHAT FORM OF GOVERNMENT IS BEST, MEAN GENE? WHY IS RAZOR RAMON HERE ON NITRO, MAN?
I'M JUST THANKFUL THAT WE'RE HERE IN THIS TIME WHEN WE HAVE THE PRIVILEGE AND OPPORTUNITY TO WITNESS GREAT MEN AND WOMEN OF SCIENCE INVESTIGATING THE BIRTH OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF, BROTHER! I'M SO GLAD THAT OUR MOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE WAS HEAPED UP OUT OF THE EARTH AFTER CENTURIES OF RESEARCH SO THAT WE CAN STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS LIKE EINSTEIN AND GALILEO, DUDE! I'D MUCH RATHER BE HERE WITH OUR TERRIFYING CONUNDRUMS THAN COWED WITH PRE-HISTORIC MAN, MAN! HUDDLED IN THE DARKNESS BEFORE PROMETHEUS'S GIFT! UNARMED AND FRIGHTENED OF PREDATORY ANIMALS EVERY MOMENT! WHEN THE SHARPENED ROCK WAS THE PINNACLE OF TECHNOLOGY, THE SKIES WERE A MYSTERY THAT EITHER CURSED US WITH DROUGHT OR BLESSED US WITH RAIN, AND WHEN RIC FLAIR WAS JUST GETTING HIS START IN THE BUSINESS, BROTHER!