You wake up, roll over, and see a note with a knife thru it on the pillow next to you

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low key mario is a phenomenal choice. He turns regular fauna and foods into magical powers to sustain life. Who else can touch a leaf and fly :why:. Put on a tanookie suit you find in a box and turn to stone :wtf:...dude touches a feather, puts on a blanket and can fly indefinitely...

the only issue is, i doubt he will have success jumping on bullets in this scenario :whoa:
I dont know about mario, dude can die from just touching an enemy and on one death its over..... too risky

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How did Max Payne's last rescue mission go? :sadperk:
 

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Hold On...

I just thought about the premise...

That nikka could have killed you from jump considering the Knife was stabbed through the pillow right next to you...He wants you alive.... :patrice:

I would surrender...

Hit the evil nikka up on skype like :sadcam: "Please, I love my family more than anything. I have a key to my entire Kingdom

It's located in a middle courtyard of my inner lair...

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"I'm bringing it to you NOW, I don't want problems. If I detect any funny shyt, I'm jumping in a lava pit with the fukking key. If you think I'm playing ask that bytch nikka Bowser."

They open up all worlds for me to stroll through
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Walk up to the nikka, place the box down and ask to see my family first...

once the fam comes out :troll:

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:bustback: Right at dude's forehead, Snake makes quick work before the others can react.

:whew:

Then I own all kingdoms and worlds, give Snake dap and we out...

:takedat:
 

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No bullshyt, but this motherfukker right here:

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He done some amazing ass shyt like:

take down an entire crime ring all by his lonely...no powers, nothing


So I'm sure he'd save my seed and breezy.
 

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I was going to say Solid Snake but since yall brought up Deadpool Ima just roll with Spawn...Dudes been in video games since the PSX days...

It's a cheese pick though dude pretty much has the code enabled cuz he's almost impossible to kill...Yes he can be killed but ain't nobody chopping off the head of the nikka that slain god and the devil then said fukk it and relinquished his powers to rebuild the world in his image...

Oh and did I mention he's black? Black excellence certifies he gets the job done... :win:
 

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The characters yall naming are from universes that are way too fukked up....monsters, gods, aliens, ect. So I'm assuming the same enemies from their worlds will be who they go up against.


you know how it go.

Ed: "you're up against The Mad Gear Gang-"


Poster: "IM PICKING DANTE N KRATOES AND WOLVERINE!!!!! :gladbron::gladbron::gladbron:"
 

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Goku. Rescue them with instant transmission then wipe the enemies out with a spirit bomb
 

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I know...I read the rules.....but I'm using Booker Dewitt. If he gets killed he can just come back and whoever killed him will have recharged "life". LOL. fukk you n!gga, that is just as implausible as your scenario. HAHAHA.

But if not him......I'm taking Batman from Arkham City. Criminals may as well go ahead and hand over my peoples.
 
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