You wake up, roll over, and see a note with a knife thru it on the pillow next to you

[illwittdeez]

Superman or Goku I can't call it

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Superman or Goku I can't call it

are those really videogame charactors? they're charactors with videogames but come on breh thats an awful cheese selection...

 

[illwittdeez]

are those really videogame charactors? they're charactors with videogames but come on breh thats an awful cheese selection...

true but you didn't say that they had to originate from videogames. These dudes got my family I gotta think outside the box man

 

[Vintage Eclectic]

Sora from kingdom hearts. Laugh if you want but this kid has been to multiple worlds and back, is nice with the keyblade, multiple transformations and his drive and motivation as far as saving those in need is almost unheard of.

or

Yuri Hyuga from the shadow hearts series (if you don't know, Google him)

 

[Mr. Negative]

dudes talking about choose APOCALYPSE to win Karate tournements and stuff

with that "Youthful Enthusiasm" that 8 year olds possess.

"AND THEM IMMA MAKE GALACTUS COME DOWN AND FINNISH THEM! LIKE BOOM! OOUUUGUGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! "

 

[Kid McNamara]

Hold On...

I just thought about the premise...

That nikka could have killed you from jump considering the Knife was stabbed through the pillow right next to you...He wants you alive....

I would surrender...

Hit the evil nikka up on skype like "Please, I love my family more than anything. I have a key to my entire Kingdom

It's located in a middle courtyard of my inner lair...

"I'm bringing it to you NOW, I don't want problems. If I detect any funny shyt, I'm jumping in a lava pit with the fukking key. If you think I'm playing ask that bytch nikka Bowser."

They open up all worlds for me to stroll through
...

Walk up to the nikka, place the box down and ask to see my family first...

once the fam comes out

Right at dude's forehead, Snake makes quick work before the others can react.



Then I own all kingdoms and worlds, give Snake dap and we out...

That's what you think, on some "alright Snake, let's get out of here."

Snake 'gon hit you with that Benny Blanco, "Naw You Stay Here"

 

[kingdarius]

i'll ride with Akuma....he wont give no fuks

 

[obarth]

I'd have to pick James Bond...Pierce Brosnan to be exact. What fun is going through all that shyt if I don't smash some bad bytches in the process?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

i'll ride with Akuma....he wont give no fuks

Akuma is the Goku of the Coli


why would you trust Akuma to save your WIFE AND SON?????? Is he a hero you could hire?? think breh

 

[TNC]

dudes talking about choose APOCALYPSE to win Karate tournements and stuff

The picks are getting ridic, but its hilarious at the same time.


You/we need to start setting a power cap or put some kind of realistic risk for picking crazy powerful characters or something.

In fact... you giving me an idea... :smugcena:

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Brehs.....


I just came up with the perfect pick. I think there's probably some kind of video game involving him, and it's a 100% guaranteed victory. I'm rolling with...

Spoiler

Light Yagami

 

[RichSincethe80s]

lu bu easily

 

[calh45]

Link


This nikka stay having to save Zelda's dumb azz( and she still not giving him any )

Homie would probably save my family on some side quest type ish while he's trying to save his girl.. Again

First choice that popped in my head. He got a bag full of weapons, a fairy to give him hints, and 15-20 hearts to fukk with as he's rolling along PLUS potions.

Edit/Sidenote:

Lowkey though.....Kirby might be a slick pick too. He'd inhale anything they shoot at him and spit it back or steal the ability.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

My wife and kid are making it back safe and sound...all for 999 rupees. Easy.

 

[jackswstd]