You wake up, roll over, and see a note with a knife thru it on the pillow next to you

Mowgli

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note reads:


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You're the ruler of the kingdom/city/town/etc whatever. :whoa: you're not a big brollic type cat and you know the goons that did that are DEFINITELY about that life. You assume that even if you comply, they're cadaverous :merchant:. You figure, they're 9-10 worlds away, and you gotta hire someone to save your wife, son, and the kingdom...

You can hire ONE GUY in the history of videogames...and if he dies, its over. Literally. He has one life and no 1-ups. So if he gets killed its a WRAP. Your wife is dead. Your son is dead. And you know you're next since you sent someone to ride out on them.

One life. :whew:
One hero. :birdman:
Your wife. :damn:
Your son. :to:

Who do you choose :shaq:

Rules for you cheatin fools
  • No cheat codes or nothing silly like that
  • Powerups that exist in that hero's world are acceptable but no cheese like all-time-invulnerability or 'invisibility suits' in MGS
  • No magic whistle to get to the final boss :comeon:
  • The hero has to go through the worlds without dying once or its CURTAINS. And you have to trust him or her to get there beat the boss and get your family
  • no GODS or anything like that and if so they're as vulnerable as they are in their respective games.
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Dante from devil may cry. Its a wrap.
 

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He kills Gods on a daily basis. You see this nikka comin you better run
 

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If dude has to originate in games then :

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Master Chief is low-key kinda a Batman type of figure....:youngsabo: He has extra-human abilities but it's mostly his "luck" and heart that gets him through....:blessed:

That nikka gonna go clank his way into a killers hideout? They gon catch his ass like that, this is a stealth mission brah :childplease:

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Them nikkas are nothing but dog meat :smugkang:
 

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I been reading through this thread and.....Zelda is a female?????? :wtf: So that little blonde dude in green tights is a female or thats not even Zelda? I've never played any Zelda games before but I'm literally :mindblown: right now
 

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I been reading through this thread and.....Zelda is a female?????? :wtf: So that little blonde dude in green tights is a female or thats not even Zelda? I've never played any Zelda games before but I'm literally :mindblown: right now

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Zelda =
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Link =
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Smh yall nikkas disgust me the dude in green tights is a male Zelda is the name of the series not the hero
 

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I been reading through this thread and.....Zelda is a female?????? :wtf: So that little blonde dude in green tights is a female or thats not even Zelda? I've never played any Zelda games before but I'm literally :mindblown: right now

the green dude in tights is named Link the princess he's trying to save is named zelda.......... I don't play that shyt either but to each his own.
 

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Zelda =
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Link =
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Smh yall nikkas disgust me the dude in green tights is a male Zelda is the name of the series not the hero

How the fukk I'm supposed to know this if I aint ever played the game :pachaha: I just always assumed the guy on the cover was Zelda :yeshrug:
 

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How the fukk I'm supposed to know this if I aint ever played the game :pachaha: I just always assumed the guy on the cover was Zelda :yeshrug:

play Zelda Link to the past or Zelda Ocarnia of time or the first zelda if you got a wii breh dont miss out on some legendary shyt
 

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Link, zelda games are so easy you would have to actually try to die.

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