You wake up, roll over, and see a note with a knife thru it on the pillow next to you

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low key mario is a phenomenal choice. He turns regular fauna and foods into magical powers to sustain life. Who else can touch a leaf and fly :why:. Put on a tanookie suit you find in a box and turn to stone :wtf:...dude touches a feather, puts on a blanket and can fly indefinitely...

the only issue is, i doubt he will have success jumping on bullets in this scenario :whoa:

I believe Mario would actually thrive as a side kick... especially in the Dead Space universe...

If this evil nikka took your family and he is 10 worlds away and one of those worlds are the "Dead Space Universe", that lil italian nikka is dog food by himself, he has nothing to chop away at their limbs and yoshi would turn necromorph while Mario was riding him(no hibbert)
 

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everyday you've been doing scenario threads...why don't you just start writing screen plays
 

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Easy decision for me.

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The skill, speed, strength, determination, vulgar nature of his kill strikes, the experience with all kinds of enemy types, the arsenal of weapons to adjust to any and every scenario, kuni knives...

Ryu Hyabusa gettin' the bread from me, and he'll have my family back going on a speed run.

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btw...my selection, easily, is SOLID SNAKE.

That sealth, espionage skillset will come through amazingly well in a 1-death-Game-over scenario, and he's crafty, good with the guns, etc....he executes missions well and pulls no punches and will snap a neck when he needs to.
 

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This nikka stay having to save Zelda's dumb azz( and she still not giving him any :why:)

Homie would probably save my family on some side quest type ish while he's trying to save his girl.. Again :heh:
 

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Let OP :cook:

Would you rather have Courtdog shytting up the board or the board littered with Console War shyt?

These threads are a breath of fresh air in here

Have no problem with what he's doing...these are great conversation starters actually...i just figured he could put his imagination to good use outside of these forums
 

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This nikka stay having to save Zelda's dumb azz( and she still not giving him any :why:)

Homie would probably save my family on some side quest type ish while he's trying to save his girl.. Again :heh:
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Hold on...you don't think Zelda giving up the p*ssy for Link?

Link is my nikka, he's grown up since a Link to the Past... he's smashing definitely.
 

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Hold on...you don't think Zelda giving up the p*ssy for Link?

Link is my nikka, he's grown up since a Link to the Past... he's smashing definitely.


I hope so man, these princesses swear its their job to get kidnapped :heh:


Link probably got the :beli: face every time he gotta go save her
 
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