UFC fighter gets into brawl and gets knocked out by a 2x4

[Mr. Somebody]

Is it so demonic to wish that Mr Somebody was the dude that got fukked up in that video friends?

Why do you want to hurt a friend, friend. Im only here to help not hurt. Is it because i have a brown belt in Brazillian Jiujitsu that you want to see a friend lose?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I fukks wit MMA but @ bolded

Hes losing himself in the posting. Jet li has already admitted in print that his skills are not on the level of ufc fighters. All that dim mak death touch is rubbish. The death touch is closing your fist and using powerful kenetic energy to deliver it to someones body.

 

[Lewis Black]

Ya kung fu is fake

My ex boss/mason/Buddhist/kung fu master for 40 years would blow holes thru ya chest..I felt his chi, so did every one else..it's real

 

[yo moms]

they find the people yet?

Some guy on sherdog said that in a Brazilian newspaper it said one of the guys was just 15 and he won't serve any jail time because he's a minor.

 

[Lewis Black]

Any top 20 heavyweight boxer would knock gracie the fukk out let alone lennox lewis lol

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Any top 20 heavyweight boxer would knock gracie the fukk out let alone lennox lewis lol

We'll never know because none of them step into the octogon. Ray mercer tried his hand at MMA and lost to Kimbo slice and tried his hand at Kickboxing and got beat up by Remy Bojansky. We have to demystify some of the arts.

 

[Lewis Black]

We'll never know because none of them step into the octogon. Ray mercer tried his hand at MMA and lost to Kimbo slice and tried his hand at Kickboxing and got beat up by Remy Bojansky. We have to demystify some of the arts.

come on thats ray mercer, wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past his prime. Even in his flabbiest dude knocked out sylvia

 

[Mr. Somebody]

come on thats ray mercer, wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past his prime. Even in his flabbiest dude knocked out sylvia

Well sylvia didnt use Brazillian Jiujitsu. He stood in front of him and let him strike whereas Kimbo Slice, just took him down and guillotined him. Lets learn how to grapple yall. We can end the fight from anywhere that way.

 

[yo moms]

Well sylvia didnt use Brazillian Jiujitsu. He stood in front of him and let him strike whereas Kimbo Slice, just took him down and guillotined him. Lets learn how to grapple yall. We can end the fight from anywhere that way.

Boxers used to grapple as well friend.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Boxers used to grapple as well friend.

Yea but thats not brazillian jiujitsu so the elite countering necessary to evade and defend the submission will be lost on them. Not ever punch a boxer throws is going to floor and drop someone friend. We have to be realistic.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJ2T023M4I"]Royce Gracie vs Akebono - YouTube[/ame]

Thats my Gracie

*buht buht hes fat.*

Like you could beat him, friend.

 

[yo moms]

Yea but thats not brazillian jiujitsu so the elite countering necessary to evade and defend the submission will be lost on them. Not ever punch a boxer throws is going to floor and drop someone friend. We have to be realistic.

Boxers use to have better wrestling skills than any Gracie. Their takedown defense would be

No Gracie would ever be able to take jack Johnson down

And every punch a pro boxer throws would easily drop every Gracie. Friend.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Boxers use to have better wrestling skills than any Gracie. Their takedown defense would be

No Gracie would ever be able to take jack Johnson down

And every punch a pro boxer throws would easily drop every Gracie. Friend.

Jack Johnson would get taken down and submitted by Royce Gracie in UFC 1 im sorry.

 

[Lewis Black]

Well sylvia didnt use Brazillian Jiujitsu. He stood in front of him and let him strike whereas Kimbo Slice, just took him down and guillotined him. Lets learn how to grapple yall. We can end the fight from anywhere that way.

BJJ guy tries closing the distance lewis would ko him

 

[Mr. Somebody]

BJJ guy tries closing the distance lewis would ko him

Going for a single leg? I've never seen it happen.