The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Redwood]

^ I would up the ante and say @Cat piss martini should give his essential music list.

 

[Cat piss martini]

What are 5 underrated 80s albums everyone should check out?

Parade: Prince and the Revolution.
Color by numbers: Culture Club.
Ice Cream Castles: Morris Day and the TIME.
The Family: The Family
Just the way you like it: S.O.S Band.

 

[Cat piss martini]

^ I would up the ante and say @Cat piss martini should give his essential music list.

I'm gonna put that together for my dude.

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Let me call in one time for the homie...

Catpiss, I got a homegirl that ive known for 10+ years whose dating this guy...

Now, she's beautiful, in great shape, owns her own PR firm and is successful. He works in IT which is cool. No shade towards him.

They've been together for 7 years and he just won't pop the question. We were all at a wedding a couple weeks ago and when asked, juelzed about why he wasn't popping the question and won't anytime soon. I said to him something to the effect of, "shyt, or get off the pot." Homie is wasting my home's time and I'm not fukking with it. Should I bring her around some brothas I know who wouldn't mind breaking up their happy home by painting her face? Or should I fall back?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Let me call in one time for the homie...

Catpiss, I got a homegirl that ive known for 10+ years whose dating this guy...

Now, she's beautiful, in great shape, owns her own PR firm and is successful. He works in IT which is cool. No shade towards him.

They've been together for 7 years and he just won't pop the question. We were all at a wedding a couple weeks ago and when asked, juelzed about why he wasn't popping the question and won't anytime soon. I said to him something to the effect of, "shyt, or get off the pot." Homie is wasting my home's time and I'm not fukking with it. Should I bring her around some brothas I know who wouldn't mind breaking up their happy home by painting her face? Or should I fall back?

If youre not throwing a dikk in the ring leave
that alone.
That way when the grenade go off
yo ass aint hit by shrapnel.

 

[Billie Jean]

Whats up CP. How do I deal with annoying cousins?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Whats up CP. How do I deal with annoying cousins?

give me an example.

My favorite cousin was cursed with 3
daughters a year apart each and got
a wife that keep a dirty house.
This nikka will dead ass come over,
rape my bar while complaining about
his enitre existence and then ask me
some stupid shyt like.....
when are you gonna settle down and have kids?
nikka never!!!!!

 

[RehReh]

Hi Cat Piss,

I really enjoy Missionary style but he keeps tryna tongue kiss me in the mouth while we doing it, I'm really tryna save myself for my husband.

What can I do to avoid this situation in the future?
Thanks in advance and keep up the good work
Anonymous caller that keeps her panties clean.

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hi Cat Piss,

I really enjoy Missionary style but he keeps tryna tongue kiss me in the mouth while we doing it, I'm really tryna save myself for my husband.

What can I do to avoid this situation in the future?
Thanks in advance and keep up the good work
Anonymous caller that keeps her panties clean.

First I wanna give you props
for keeping the cotton in the seat
of them draws coke white.

What are you trying to save for your husband?
I ask because you said you like missionary while fukkin.

 

[RehReh]

First I wanna give you props
for keeping the cotton in the seat
of them draws coke white.

What are you trying to save for your husband?
I ask because you said you like missionary while fukkin.

Thank you

I dont want to be tongue kissed in the mouth everytime me and my man are in missionary style.
I wanna save some intimacy for my future husband.

HELP!

 

[Billie Jean]

give me an example.

My favorite cousin was cursed with 3
daughters a year apart each and got
a wife that keep a dirty house.
This nikka will dead ass come over,
rape my bar while complaining about
his enitre existence and then ask me
some stupid shyt like.....
when are you gonna settle down and have kids?
nikka never!!!!!

Theres two cousins I can't fuk wit. They act like im an ATM. They don't wanna create good memories but wanna hang around me. And they can't a hold a convo for shyt

 

[Cat piss martini]

Thank you

I dont want to be tongue kissed in the mouth everytime me and my man are in missionary style.
I wanna save some intimacy for my future husband.

HELP!

Everytime he go in for some sugar
do the fake shake and guide his face
to some p*ssy to eat.

Me I got this position called the wooden leg

I plunger the coochie till the room smell
like a monkey cage.

Then drop the stove.

Wait one damn minute @RehReh
We may have designed a position for
the ladies that dont wanna kiss while fukkin.
Imagine sitting indian style while laying
on your back.
Ya'll can call it the (Sugar Free)

 

[Cat piss martini]

Theres two cousins I can't fuk wit. They act like im an ATM. They don't wanna create good memories but wanna hang around me. And they can't a hold a convo for shyt

You gotta beat them to the (Touch)
Ask them for shyt before they get a chance
to ask you.......trust me they will leave you alone.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I'm gonna throw this jam on for
sista @RehReh
Fella's ya'll gotta start eating p*ssy
good enough to make a woman wanna kiss
you right after to see what all the fuss is about.
it's 10:18 in St Louis
Put Some Piss in It!!!!!