The Catpiss Advice Column.

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Ladies Feel Free to call in.
We appreciate your perspective
here and 7779311 Jungle Love Radio.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Here's funk for lunch.
A stinky finger and thumb is called the Shocker!
Put some Piss in it!!!
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[boogers]

hi catpiss

me and the old lady put on some weight during covid.. ive made progress. she hasnt. i know our bodies are different but what are some things i can do to be encouraging/supportive? cause its starting to get to me

 

[Redwood]

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[Cat piss martini]

hi catpiss

me and the old lady put on some weight during covid.. ive made progress. she hasnt. i know our bodies are different but what are some things i can do to be encouraging/supportive? cause its starting to get to me

Find videos on youtube and play them when she's around
and go......wow that's foul!
women are nosey by nature so she's gonna
wanna see what youre talking about.


her: what happened?
you: this dude just left his wife due to weight gain.
her:
you: she's smaller than you.
her:
you:
her: that's very shallow of him.
you: i'm gonna get back to my sexy weight for you.
her:
you: baby we got this shyt.....lets get back in the gym.
her: bet that shyt


easy fix without feelings being hurt.

 

[invalid]

Where can I find Ice Cream Castles in the summer time?

So I know this dude was in purple rain but did he legit have his own band? Don't know anything about him.

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

So I know this dude was in purple rain but did he legit have his own band? Don't know anything about him.

Prince pretty much set up his (Morris Day) band, wrote all the music and recorded the records himself except for Morris’ voice.

You can hear Prince’s background singing on a few songs like ‘Cool’, ‘777-9311’ etc

Edit:

Morris is a good drummer. I think he drummed on a few tracks. His drumming work:

 

[CarltonJunior]

Amazing morning read.

Repped

 

[Kenny West]

I'm trying to live a life thats more balanced. I want to be even more capable and always on point

What do you suggest sir catpiss

 

[Cat piss martini]

So I know this dude was in purple rain but did he legit have his own band? Don't know anything about him.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I'm trying to live a life thats more balanced. I want to be even more capable and always on point

What do you suggest sir catpiss

Enjoy life man.......It's a short trip.
We tend to keep track of the time
without ever taking a moment to
admire the craftsmanship of the clock.
rid yourself of things that are heavy......people included.

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

How should folks vote next year?

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Is it right to drive a Chrysler?

 

[Cat piss martini]

How should folks vote next year?

Shocked it took this long.
First I'll say that song is as shocking
as rappers nick naming themselves
after notorious Italian Gangsters.

This was recorded before people
knew that drumpf was a racist peice
of shyt con man who faked being a billionaire.

As far as voting......vote your needs and views.

Me Personally......fukk drumpf,de santis and the
entire republican party and may they all die of
weapons grade ass cancer.
Respectfully.

You are Tuned in to Jungle Love Radio!!!

 

[Cat piss martini]

Is it right to drive a Chrysler?

Drive what your pockets allow.
Aint a woman on earth ever said.
( I aint suckin dikk in no damn Chrsler)