The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Morethan1]

Hey @Cat piss martini

Me and my girlfriend has been into it for over a week now she's called me several times but I haven't responded. Without going into details should I pick up? No she didn't cheat

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hey @Cat piss martini

Me and my girlfriend has been into it for over a week now she's called me several times but I haven't responded. Without going into details should I pick up? No she didn't cheat

If it's not cheating involved what's
the beef?
If she's fat lip'n 86 her until
she's ready to apologizes,
grudge fukk her.....wash,rinse,repeat.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hello Cat Piss long time listener first time caller.
What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hello Cat Piss long time listener first time caller.
What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?

I was a huSTLer that moved powder
and the first thing i wanted to cop was
a beamer on chrome,A rolex and jewlery.
My uncle (who I respect beyond words)
pretty much threaten me and forced me to buy property.
He also said that p*ssy age in dog years
so never tie feelings to it.

 

[Calibrated]

Cat piss, what's the best cologne to wear when I'm around these ladies like this?

 

[Neuromancer]

I was a huSTLer that moved powder
and the first thing i wanted to cop was
a beamer on chrome,A rolex and jewlery.
My uncle (who I respect beyond words)
pretty much threated me and forced me to buy property.
He also said that p*ssy age in dog years
so never tie feelings to it.

whoa

 

[Cat piss martini]

Cat piss, what's the best cologne to wear when I'm around these ladies like this?

I tend to take what i'm feeling
out of my armoire and place on my
dresser.
Aventus,Aventus Cologne,Silver Mountain Water,
Green Irish Tweed,Gucci pour homme 2 (discontinued) etc.
you really want to get a cervix to pucker.
Buy some Salt and Pepper by precious liquid!.

 

[Cat piss martini]

The Lines are Open.
Jungle love Radio!
Put Some Piss In It!

 

[Sccit]

Im caller #1. I got a threesome coming up. Any gas station viagra you recommend?

OP NEVER BEEN IN A THREESOME.. BELIEVE THAT


FORGET THAT GAS STATION BS, USE A QUARTER OF A REAL VIAGRA PILL


THANK ME LATER

 

[LuuqMaan]

First time long time here

Got my melanated queen but this Pawg i know got that bottomless throat with some mean English breakfast. She don’t wash her legs though

There’s some storm in the relationship currently.

How can I avoid the snow?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Old StolenGold family footage huh?
anyways.
This station is Black Owned and Operated Esau.
No Sell Out!!!

 

[Sccit]

Old StolenGold family footage huh?
anyways.
This station is Black Owned and Operated Esau.
No Sell Out!!!

DUDE PUSHIN 40 WIT NO FAMILY, NO KIDS, NOTHIN TO LOOK FORWARD TO OUTSIDE OF POSTING THE SAME TIRED MEME ON A MESSAGE BOARD TO IMPRESS A BUNCHA BASEMENT DWELLIN INCELS LIKE HIMSELF…..


SAD LIFE BRODIE .. I TRULY SYMPATHIZE WIT U

 

[Cat piss martini]

First time long time here

Got my melanated queen but this Pawg i know got that bottomless throat with some mean English breakfast. She don’t wash her legs though

There’s some storm in the relationship currently.

How can I avoid the snow?

If a white woman aint jeopardizing
her million plus inheretance by fukkin
with you she's mid.
any white bytch that know two rap
songs is white trash......fukk up not down.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Drive that Devil Rhythm from your soul!!
Jungle Love Radio!!!!

 

[Gunz&Butta]

OP NEVER BEEN IN A THREESOME.. BELIEVE THAT


FORGET THAT GAS STATION BS, USE A QUARTER OF A REAL VIAGRA PILL


THANK ME LATER

Where am I gonna get real viagra pills? Not tryna get scammed online. I've always used Ragaman but I'm very far from Miami or Jersey. My Haitian brehs know about Ragaman