The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Cat piss martini]

Tips on how to not be knocked off your square breh?

Keep em guessin.
stay your flyest when youre down bad
and cry broke when youre paper'd up.
for the young huSTLer playing in traffic
keep your list in order.

1# have the lawyers money first.......everybody else will let you sit.
2# Re-up........dont need to be explained.
3: crib and bills..
4: bullshyt money......if you got sense you will save half.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

What are the best and safest parts of St. Louis to live, including suburbs?

 

[Cat piss martini]

We gone slow it down......it's the (TONGUE KISS) hour!!!!
You should have draws lined up or working on it.
it's 9:51 St louis Time.......Do you know where yo chick is?
If her bra dont match her panties get rid of her.
we gone start it off with the Gawd.......Girl.

 

[Cat piss martini]

What are the best and safest parts of St. Louis to live, including suburbs?

St Louis is a victim of fake news.
We have beautiful beach front property in
beautiful downtown welston.
St louis is hands down the safest city in America.
Take beautiful moonlit walks in the shopping
district of north St Louis wearing all of your Jewlery.
Make it your next vacation destination!!!
Bring Money.......

 

[Afrodroid]

How can i get rid of cacs or at least not see one anytime soon?

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Hey Catpiss Longtime listener first time caller.

I've got my artwork on the front of an arts building downtown. How do I leverage that into more opportunities to get paid for my art?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

St Louis is a victim of fake news.
We have beautiful beach front property in
beautiful downtown welston.
St louis is hands down the safest city in America.
Take beautiful moonlit walks in the shopping
district of north St Louis wearing all of your Jewlery.
Make it your next vacation destination!!!
Bring Money.......

I like St. Louis. We were there a few weeks ago for the Black rodeo. Chaifetz was pack with nothin' but Black ppl and there was no issue

Was also there this weekend.

But I know that St Louis brehs get busy in them streets

 

[Cat piss martini]

How can i get rid of cacs or at least not see one anytime soon?

Stack some paper and tell Babylon
to kiss the blackest patch of yo ass
while leaving this bytch.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hey Catpiss Longtime listener first time caller.

I've got my artwork on the front of an arts building downtown. How do I leverage that into more opportunities to get paid for my art?

First congrats on such a Clitorious Job!!!!
Post Pics of them shyts and your Burner
name and social media contacts here.
If they are posting in this thread they were
raised by Good Gawd Fearing women
and will support a fellow Coli Breh.
May the Piss be with you my dude.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Ayo Catpiss

Fellow STL breh here,


How you keep moving when the shyt get tough?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Ayo Catpiss

Fellow STL breh here,


How you keep moving when the shyt get tough?

Every 24 hours is a fresh re-set to make shyt better.
You woke up on the right side of the dirt today
so that's half the battle.
We are all gonna die so enjoy this experience.
Failure is the best teacher........fall,get up and push harder.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Phone lines are open.

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Easiest rep of all time

 

[the elastic]

What are 5 underrated 80s albums everyone should check out?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Here's a little morning mix for my
beautiful people that are braving the
Wilderness that is AmeriKKKa.
I know mondays is the worst with crackas.
Put some Piss in it this morning.