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what exactly is the ism¿
& what is the ultimate purpose of life¿
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& what is the ultimate purpose of life¿
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The Catpiss Advice Column.
- Thread starter Cat piss martini
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Long time listener, first time caller here.
When will the Retro Air Piss come out in zebra print with the mirrors on the top?
I'm trying to have something real player on my feet when I hit the club & chili sauce on these hoes!
When will the Retro Air Piss come out in zebra print with the mirrors on the top?
I'm trying to have something real player on my feet when I hit the club & chili sauce on these hoes!
Cat piss martini
Veteran
The ism is like a force of nature.
Some men are lucky enough to capture
the ism and breath in deeply.
Some men are born with it.
It flows through the same vein as
charm and savor faire.
As far as Life.....
Pray that youre lucky enough
to find and feel real love.
Laugh every chance you get
and leave a big enough mark in this
Experience to have people speak your
name long after you have returned
to the sands of Oblivion.
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Cat piss martini
Veteran
I will personally send you a pair
in zebra with leopard tips my dude.
I'm gonna even throw in matching socks on me.
Positive Poster
All Star
Thanks to Covid I’ve lost my sense of smell
Can you give me step by step instructions on how to rewire my system
Can you give me step by step instructions on how to rewire my system
I will personally send you a pair
in zebra with leopard tips my dude.
I'm gonna even throw in matching socks on me.
Cat piss martini
Veteran
Hear me out.
This may be a tad bit expensive but it's a sure thing.
Youre gonna need the soiled pantys of a detroit
stripper with dysentary.
After you get the draws place them in a jelly
jar with a half cut onion and a peeled lemon.
For best results bury the jar in the backyard
of a ex during a full moon.
Dig it up the next day, throw a wet and damp
towel over your head,open jar and breath in deeply.
youre gonna wake up a few hours later
on the floor but your smell game will
be back like.
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WaveWhisperer
Stainless Steel
how important is respect from a woman your dealing with to you personally ? 
Cat piss martini
Veteran
When you give respect youhow important is respect from a woman your dealing with to you personally ?
dont have to demand it.....it's given.
Lies and disrespect are kissing cousins.
I aint played favorites or took prisoners
in over 15 years so I tell women the truth.
I'm here for fun not a relationship.
tell women the truth and you will
see that any woman that fukk with
you after doing so will fukk with you foreal.
Eternally Jaded
Superstar
Ayo Piss, help me out.
Gotta friend who I been talking to for a bit, things is going great on various levels but there's just one problem.
She ain't got no buns.
And I hail from the Yamsahsee ethnicity, so this ish has been fun but I can't longterm with no pancake booty woman.
My head tells me booty ain't nothing to build with but my heart says the nikka upstairs is a liar.
Should I just give up, lock it in and make the best of it, hoping I don't meet a thickums who's just as dope down the line.
Not trying to hurt anybody needlessly but I'm 30+ n think it's time to settle down.
Thoughts?
Gotta friend who I been talking to for a bit, things is going great on various levels but there's just one problem.
She ain't got no buns.
And I hail from the Yamsahsee ethnicity, so this ish has been fun but I can't longterm with no pancake booty woman.
My head tells me booty ain't nothing to build with but my heart says the nikka upstairs is a liar.
Should I just give up, lock it in and make the best of it, hoping I don't meet a thickums who's just as dope down the line.
Not trying to hurt anybody needlessly but I'm 30+ n think it's time to settle down.
Thoughts?
Cat piss martini
Veteran
I had this problem with my Pino
and Latina mixed scratch and sniff
that look like angelina jolie but had
less ass.
like literally no ass......gorgeous but void of cheeks.
she became a gym rat and switched up her diet and
now that bubble stay bubble'n.
Redwood
Superstar
Tips on how to not be knocked off your square breh?
Hear me out.
This may be a tad bit expensive but it's a sure thing.
Youre gonna need the soiled pantys of a detroit
stripper with dysentary.
After you get the draws place them in a jelly
jar with a half cut onion and a peeled lemon.
For best results bury the jar in the backyard
of a ex during a full moon.
Dig it up the next day, throw a wet and damp
towel over your head,open jar and breath in deeply.
youre gonna wake up a few hours later
on the floor but youre smell game will
be back like.
bruh.
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
Cat Piss has been combing his hair for 10 years.
Cat Piss, love the show. My umm brother has a young ass thick dark skinned stallion at his job that keeps testing a playa. She knows he is married, but just doesn't care. She has her own spot and invites him over for drinks. Help me talk him out of it ASAP