The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Cat piss martini]

Hey Cat Piss


I gotta question and I think I already know the answer. My cousin and his gf were being messy in my last relationship which led to me being falsely accused of cheating. I broke up with her due to that. Afterwards, they told me they knew she was talking crazy about me but chose not to tell me. I’ve tried to explain how their actions made me feel and they didn’t change their tune. Any advice for dealing with them at this point?

Dont go on play dates with family
and your significant others.
fukk family being cool with your broad.
They tend to drop dime by accident
or on purpose out of hate or jealousy.
And cut anybody out of your life
that's bringing drama.
You gotta put mutha fukkas
on punishment and just cut
off all communications.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Peace Cat Piss.

Wanted to know what you think the next 4 years will be like here in America? Do you think this will teach cacs a lesson? Do you think Americans will wise up?

If youre Black in AmeriKKKa it's
the same soup just reheated.
They've always hated us.

The crazy shyt is gonna be when nikkas
wake up and certain rights are Gone!!!!
Grandmama aint getting her meds
because she's no longer covered
and is about to be evicted because
her SSI check has been slashed etc.

Drumpf aint the president this country
need but he's the one this country
deserve........I'm gonna watch the show.
Nothing to fears because the 1000
years are up and crackas know
it's over for them with no salvation.

 

[DA_LURKA]

Thoughts on the papoose Remy situation?

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Hey Catpiss
It's your lady caller again 🎙

Being a fine ass brown skin woman with a few certs and body shaped like an

How can I get the gays to stop tryna fight me


And let me request Silk - If You and dedicate it to my hershey kiss

Thanks hun x

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Hey Catpiss
It's your lady caller again 🎙

Being a fine ass brown skin woman with a few certs and body shaped like an

How can I get the gays to stop tryna fight me


And let me request Silk - If You and dedicate it to my hershey kiss

Thanks hun x

RAW

 

[Kasgoinjail]

RAW

That's your advice?

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

That's your advice?

nah, I let the homie Catapiss handle that part. I'm just tryna hit the DM.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Thoughts on the papoose Remy situation?

I believe she's pissed that
pap moved on to better
and she cant talk tough
shyt because old girl would
beat 3 shades of shyt outta her.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hey Catpiss
It's your lady caller again 🎙

Being a fine ass brown skin woman with a few certs and body shaped like an

How can I get the gays to stop tryna fight me


And let me request Silk - If You and dedicate it to my hershey kiss

Thanks hun x

Gay men are trying to fight you????

This cut is going out to a very
special lady from across the pond.
They just cant stop trying to kiss
her in the mouth!!!
@Kasgoinjail aka #TittyCity.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hey Catpiss
It's your lady caller again 🎙

Being a fine ass brown skin woman with a few certs and body shaped like an

How can I get the gays to stop tryna fight me


And let me request Silk - If You and dedicate it to my hershey kiss

Thanks hun x

If jealous gay men are trying to
to fight you get one of those
rainbow buttons.
the plague spreaders should
take you for one of them
and ignore you all together.
kinda like brad pitt in World War Z.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

If jealous gay men are trying to
to fight you get one of those
rainbow buttons.
the plague spreaders would
take you for one of them
and ignore you all together.

This is a fantastic Idea
If they think I'm gay
Then less competition for them!

This why we luh u @Catpiss ❣

 

[Cat piss martini]

This is a fantastic Idea
If they think I'm gay
Then less competition for them!

This why we luh u @Catpiss ❣

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

Did Jay Z party with Diddy, Catpiss?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Did Jay Z party with Diddy, Catpiss?

Jay is a dirty nikka who
i'm sure fukked young bytches
at diddys parties but if Jay was
in real danger diddy would
be hanging from his cell like
a damn marionette.
wouldnt be shyt for a C.O
to pop his cell and walk off
whistling.
That Jaguar wright chick
is moonwalking as we speak.

 

[Cat piss martini]

If these song werent bumping
in your granny house or yours
you couldnt be one of us.

Hope ya'll all get some fly shyt!!!!
Jungle love Radio!!!