Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick

[J.E.T.S]

was letting my hair grow out and got a shape up. My barber pulled out the curl sponge. I looked at that nikka like

I'm back to the dark Caesar with temp now. Hair thinning in the top @ 32.

A nikka called me "unc" yesterday.

It's over with brehs

 

[Free White & 21]

When the young woman in the drivethru you think you can pop at - calls you sir

You get a gray pube

You just want white tennis shoes

 

[Abstract83]

Going straight to bed after work.

 

[Free White & 21]

I'm back to the dark Caesar with temp now. Hair thinning in the top @ 32.

A nikka called me "unc" yesterday.

It's over with brehs

You finished my nig

One of them little begging nikkas at the gas station hit me up for change, starting with "Aye og.."

He fukked himself outta some change that day

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

When u get annoyed cause you hear a car driving down your street with the music blaring...

And your just more annoyed by his music selection


When u walk in the mall and just shake your head at the way all the young folk dress...

 

[J.E.T.S]

You're lit and ready to go turn up... then once you meet up with the crew or pull up to the "turn up", you decide that you rather be home and leave.

Ova wit'

 

[GoldTeef]

catch yourself breathing a little heavy after jogging up some steps

 

[Free White & 21]

Bustin a nut and then falling alseep

I used to catch mine, grab a snack, then hit my girl with the

"shyt what you tryna get into now "

 

[SoulController]

When the young woman in the drive you think you can pop at - calls you sir

that sir is a motherfukker. its polite but devastating

i own a business, 18 y/o dude talking about how his grandpa used to deal with me...im only 35 wtf i got 3 generations of customers

 

[The_Sheff]

You remember the last time you sat on the floor.

 

[King Poetic]

1.. playing basketball and you winded after a few trips up and down the court and u be like I'm in good shape, not realizing basketball shape is way different than being in regular workout shape

2.. you in the house before the street lights come on

3.. you can't eat the shyt you ate at 20 at 30+ you'll be on the toilet all day

4. When u to lazy to cook freaking eggs and u go buy breakfast

5. When you actually sit there listening to a woman talk and u care

 

[UserNameless]

Non Physical signs that you and/or your friends are getting flabby & sick

 

[Software]

Yo titties got bigger
You eat a whole stouffers lasagna by yourself

 

[NoChillJones]

When the weekend stops becoming the fun days and start becoming just other days that you don't have work

When you start taking pride in hosting Sunday dinners at your house...like actually preplanning the menus and shyt

When airfryers become a topic of interest in a daily conversation at the job.

When your trunk knocking hard but its music from 25 years ago....and your kids look at you with the face

 

[Guess Who]

Can’t dunk no more