Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick

[Originalman]

You get sleepy by 10 pm.

 

[Hungerpain]

nikkas just motivated me to find the fountain of youth.

 

[hostsamurai]

You start to agree with your parents. You look at young women judgmentally when the're scantilly clad. Random aches and pains from nowhere. Would rather spend a sick day resting at home, watching netflix than going to a concert.

I'm so glad I'm one of the younger posters. I don't have to worry about that stuff for another 5-10 years.

 

[hostsamurai]

You start “napping” during the day

I've been doing that since I was 20

Nothing like a mid afternoon nap on days I'm too busy to make coffee.

 

[TrillaMonsoon]

When making it to midnight makes you proud

When you're talking about how sore you are after hooping and needing a couple days off

You see kids doing unsafe, dumb shyt and you want to yell at them to stop doing it

When playing 7 games a week in your 2k league feels like a second job

You have anxiety about what to bring to the company potluck

When you start thinking about going to the doctor in hopes of catching something early

It's over brehs. I thought I'd be happier but I know I'm about to start wearing new balance sneakers, blue jeans and a crew neck sweater daily

 

[King Poetic]

1.. you park in the handicap spot just so u can be close to the store doors

2.. you actually reading the calories and other ingredients on food u buying

3.. you hate kids for doing the same shyt u did years ago

4.. you to lazy to stop and get gas even tho the gas light on..I'll wait till tomorrow to get gas

 

[Blankthawtz]

u tell somebody what u did in *enter year here* and they say "oh...i was born that year".....

 

[#1 pick]

When the weekend stops becoming the fun days and start becoming just other days that you don't have work

When you start taking pride in hosting Sunday dinners at your house...like actually preplanning the menus and shyt

When airfryers become a topic of interest in a daily conversation at the job.

When your trunk knocking hard but its music from 25 years ago....and your kids look at you with the face

Bounce with me, bounce with me, can ya can ya can ya

 

[the cool]

When I cashed my first social security check.

When I got depends diapers for my bday

 

[I Really Mean It]

I’m posting live from a house party and I’m ready to go

Add on

Probably just a wack party.

 

[Paradise]

When somebody is texting and you fall asleep and they are mad at you the next day because you do the same thing everytime.

When you are upset with how young ladies dress these days.

When you can't eat the foods you use to eat after a certain hour because it gives you heart burn.

 

[1thouwow]

Probably just a wack party.

The party was wack, not my cup of tea at all

We all made plans to ball the next morning at 11, it’s 10:50 and I’m still in bed

 

[sinistersouth]

waking up in all kinds of pain

all kinds

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

- When you’re pre-drinking with your boys and after a couple shots, you’re like

- When you’re cuddling with your girl post-sex and she asks to go again after like 5 minutes and you’re like in your head

- When you realise all of your potential vacation destinations are R&R locations

- When you start thinking about going to the spa to address some of your aches and pains.

every single one of these just hit me hard

 

[Kairi Irving]

I was more talking about Pallesthesia, which causes the sensation that makes you think that parts of your body is vibrating, mainly the leg/thigh area since that's where most all of us keep our phones. A breh got some juvenile senility coming on, but I attribute that to alot of the shyt I used to do back in my early to mid 20's.

My pops got this