Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick

[Dig]

When I was 18-20 I would play ball or workout everyday. I don't do either now. I could fukk with 4-5 broads at a time. Texting all day and fukking all night. I been with the same girl for damn near four years

 

[big bun]

I'm back to the dark Caesar with temp now. Hair thinning in the top @ 32.

A nikka called me "unc" yesterday.

It's over with brehs

 

[Dominicansbelit]

If you wake up looking bloated

You do not drink beer but you have a beer gut

sausage rolls on your neckback

 

[Address_Unknown]

Flabby n senile

I was more talking about Pallesthesia, which causes the sensation that makes you think that parts of your body is vibrating, mainly the leg/thigh area since that's where most all of us keep our phones. A breh got some juvenile senility coming on, but I attribute that to alot of the shyt I used to do back in my early to mid 20's.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

When u sit there watching TV with a wife beater on while clipping your toenails

When u see a young lady cashier smile at you and you think she is being flirty but she just doing her JOB

 

[EA]

- When you’re pre-drinking with your boys and after a couple shots, you’re like

- When you’re cuddling with your girl post-sex and she asks to go again after like 5 minutes and you’re like in your head

- When you realise all of your potential vacation destinations are R&R locations

- When you start thinking about going to the spa to address some of your aches and pains.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

When you sitting down on the couch or into the car and you make a grunting noise uhhhhhh

When you watching the NBA and sons of players you rooted for is in the league and your favorite players are up for hall of fame vote.

When you start worrying about cancer.

You actually realize having a side chick is more problems than it’s worth.

You fart a lot more.

Random cramps pop up in your body.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

When airfryers become a topic of interest in a daily conversation at the job.

I literally had a 20-30 minute conversation about this yesterday.

Pulled up pictures and ads and everything.



God, I want one!

 

[JLova]

You start yawning at 8pm.
You find excuses to get out of parties/get togethers.
You use vacation days to "rest".
Yo chest and stomach start to feel softer.
You start to say things like "it's past my bedtime"
You start to think marriage isn't a bad idea.
Your start to get pains in areas you never had before.
Your toe nails look fukked
You no longer care about clothes and just put on whatever's clean.
You check your blood pressure.
You no longer refer to women as "bytches" and "hoes"
Your conversations with your boys are no longer about fukking women,sports and the rap game and are more about kids, work and politics.

 

[TEH]

I get called Sir even by people older than me

 

[StretfordRed]

You start “napping” during the day

 

[Soundwave]

5. When you actually sit there listening to a woman talk and u care

When you start taking pride in hosting Sunday dinners at your house...like actually preplanning the menus and shyt

This x 1000, I take pride in my cooking

 

[Peak]

You just want white tennis shoes

I'm pretty much ageing disgracefully then

 

[Kairi Irving]

When your gut sticks out farther than your chest

 

[Peak]

When your gut sticks out farther than your chest