Tech Industry job layoffs looking scary

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Marc Spector said:
The first and easiest step is as you said, find a employer that will sponsor and upgrade you to a TS/SCI clearance (what most of the cleared companies are looking for). THis is as easy as a google search. If you work near defense hubs like the DMV, Hampton/Newport, Denver, San Antonio, Seattle, etc...this isnt hard to find. You may take a significant pay cut initially, but its a move to get you in a better position. Doesnt have to be contractor work either, alotta folks sleep on being a Civil Servant for the Govt (USAJOBS).

Other than that, join the military. Preferably the Guard or Reserves. I hear the play in the DMV is for kids to join the Reserves/Guard to get the clearance then go to work for their parents in one of the million defense contractors in the region. :yeshrug:
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What's a secret clearance worth?
 
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Not long ago, websites started offering applicants the ability to have their uploaded resume scanned and magically mapped over to their site. It seemed like a terrific time-saver and an acknowledgment from employers that, yeah, the process sucks. In theory, all of your details will land in the correct boxes; in reality, this only adds yet another frustrating layer to the circus of finding work.

Here’s a better way of understanding the situation:

Employer‘s Website: “So you’re interested in our listed job? Cool! First, do you have a resume?”
Applicant: “You bet I do. Right here.”

Employer’s Website: “You have two choices. You can upload it to our site, where we’ll autofill all the boxes on our super-long application form for you… or you can manually re-key every single letter that’s on your resume into our super-long application form. Which one would you like to do?”
Applicant: “Are you kidding me?”

Employer’s Website: “Upload it and we’ll start the scan.”
Applicant: “Uploaded!”

Employer’s Website: “Oh, I forgot to mention that the autofill process is done by a second-grader. They’re going to read your resume and try to put your information in the right places.”
Applicant: “Can’t you just use my resume? It has everything you need.”
Employer’s Website: “Oh, boy. You’re going to love our second-grade reader!”
Applicant: “I don’t understand…”

Employer’s Website: “Great news! They’re done!”
Applicant: “Already?”
Employer’s Website: “Yeah, take a look.”

Applicant: “This… is a mess. It looks like my resume hit a windshield.”
Employer’s Website: “Second-graders, I tell you! But, yes, you’re correct. They didn’t understand where to put 99% of your resume details. You’re going to have to go ahead and clean this mess up. Or simply start over.”

Applicant: “You don’t have, like, a fifth-grader who can help?”
Employer’s Website: “Hi, who are you?”
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chineebai said:
sounds dumb as fukk. if the team sucks and you're good, then i'm hiring the good to average out the bad.
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Yup. If the "work environment is bad" then you need to remove those people and put people in who would do the work better and turn it into a good work environment.

You don't protect the bad work environment :mjlol:

What kind of take was that? :heh:

It sounds like she meant to basically say "you're just not the right fit for the team".
Social media just makes people reword a bunch of concepts to provide content. It's dang near grifting at this point.
 
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