pre sex/post sex rourines

[ChocolateGiddyUp]

Pee Pee Boner

I always thought having a full bladder while smashing was no good


Pre Sex: shower N make sure Im not goin in with a loaded weapon

Post sex: catch my breath, give my self hi five N a job well done, shower......if im wit my big booty mistress ill bust doggie N jus stay inside her then play her ass cheeks like the bongos....Matthew Mccaunahay style

 

[skeetsinternal]

Presex:
- Check my ovulation app
- Shower and wash my nuts/ass with shaving cream
- Lube my nuts with warm baby oil, hot nuts rev me up
- Poke pinholes in condom so they can bust (depending on who Im fukking)

Post sex
- Toothpast sqeeze the last remaining spurts of cum in the p*ssy
- Wash my dikk either with a wet rag/wipe or fully wash my dikk with Detol
- Deny thats me dripping out the p*ssy

 

[sixsixtwo]

Cocoa butter & baby wipes..

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Presex:
- Check my ovulation app
- Shower and wash my nuts/ass with shaving cream
- Lube my nuts with warm baby oil, hot nuts rev me up
- Poke pinholes in condom so they can bust (depending on who Im fukking)

Post sex
- Toothpast sqeeze the last remaining spurts of cum in the p*ssy
- Wash my dikk either with a wet rag/wipe or fully wash my dikk with Detol
- Deny thats me dripping out the p*ssy

 

[skeetsinternal]

fukked up, I know

 

[Cuban Pete]

pre - throw up random gang signs in my mirror and mean mug to psyche myself up into beastin on that p*ssy

post - text somebody in front of her and pretend its a chick... might be asking my dawg if he got work on deck but i'll play it off with a smirk like '' ... this bytch right here''

gets them aggy everytime

 

[newworldafro]

"rourines"?

is you asian, bro?

OP was on his scooby doo steeze....

 

[newworldafro]

Presex:
- Check my ovulation app
- Shower and wash my nuts/ass with shaving cream
- Lube my nuts with warm baby oil, hot nuts rev me up
- Poke pinholes in condom so they can bust (depending on who Im fukking)

Post sex
- Toothpast sqeeze the last remaining spurts of cum in the p*ssy
- Wash my dikk either with a wet rag/wipe or fully wash my dikk with Detol
- Deny thats me dripping out the p*ssy

1) ??

2) What makes Detol soaps so good, never heard of this?

 

[Prodigital]

@ dowsing ya dikk w/rubbing alcohol, ya'll fukking some dirty bytches

I don't really have a routine before.. i mean besides maybe a hoe bath if i ain't know it was going down that day. Afterwards tho, wash off, if its cold she might catch a cuddle but other wise im flopping on the mattress or grabbing something to eat

 

[skeetsinternal]

1) ??

2) What makes Detol soaps so good, never heard of this?

Use the liquid Detol. In full concentration or diluted its a strong anitbacterical agent and kills germ really good.

 

[supanegro]

bytches wit detol is a plus for me... if a backpage hoe took a pic wit a bottle of detol ill prolly buckle down n pay, n im no jon

 

[Reggie]

I love to smoke a blunt about 30 minutes before sex.

 

[Mike Ock]

def get that pre-sex piss and post sex piss out...its been times I just stand by the toilet after, just waiting for the piss to come out...nothing worse than sleeping and having to piss in the middle of the night but being too lazy too and having the urine log...there's been times i been extra lazy and just fell asleep with the condom on , goddamn sheets be having all types of stains on 'em the next morning...used to have a chick who'd get everything after we were done and wipe down my shriveled joint. Why the hell don't yall just wipe ya balls down with soap?...why alcohol?

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Never had pre sex ritual and Post sex been different with different girls in my life.

Most recent girl I lay on my back with the :ScustCam: face checking that ass out while she get the warm hand towel for me.

Then we cuddle and watch TV or some shyt.

 

[Broke Wave]

Pre-sex : Press Record


Post : Press Upload