Tips on smack talking during sex

boogers

cats rule, dogs drool
Supporter
Joined
Mar 11, 2022
Messages
7,454
Reputation
2,979
Daps
21,864
Reppin
#catset
I HATE talking, If I could I would be completely Quiet...

Nah, I'm lying...I be throwing out hella "SHYTS" and "Damns!" Cause the pwussy be so good...

Besides expressing how good it is iml could do without.

:yeshrug:
shyt was so good the other day a fart slipped out when i was :ahh:in there but it felt too good to stop. i know she heard it too cos it was one of those low rpm motorboat farts, like ripping a wet bedsheet in half
 

987654321

Superstar
Joined
Jun 15, 2018
Messages
7,525
Reputation
3,767
Daps
27,433
:youngsabo:
When you feel/hear her about to nut look her dead in the eyes and tell her “I’m wanna fukk you in half…” and watch how wet that p*ssy get…

*disclaimer*
:whoa:
I’m being full of shyt. Please do NOT tell her that you want to fukk her in half/inside out unless you want a temporary restraining order and your PS5 held hostage at her apartment until you get a police escort
 
Last edited:

jdubnyce

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
52,450
Reputation
12,744
Daps
243,801
Reppin
t-dot till they bury me
My boy told me once he was clapping this chick from his church n she was hella stout back there n he slapped her on the ass n said "damn girl, this thing chunkier than the first lady's" and she just groaned n kept tossing it back.

He said she cried tears of laughter when they were pillow talking after, ish was so funny to her.

Went to his church one Sunday and I understand why he said that cause Pastor's wife had THE DONKEY ESTATE on her.
Dangerous game :wow:
 

Eternally Jaded

Superstar
Joined
Jun 19, 2012
Messages
7,922
Reputation
2,617
Daps
34,758
Reppin
CT/North-east Caribbean American Crew
Dangerous game :wow:
Nah, I doubt he ever played in those waters, its just hard to ignore a 5¹¹ woman with 55 inch hips n a 36ish waistline with the yam poke of about nine inches from the small of her back, even in a loose flowing dress.

She was extremely warm and pleasant the one time I saw her, and very dignified with a motherly aura. She was also like 60ish at the time.

She can't help what she's been built like her whole life.

My boy pointed out two of her sisters who were also members of the church and they're built similarly.

They got it from they mother Or someone in the family tree.
 

LuuqMaan

Superstar
Joined
Mar 11, 2022
Messages
6,611
Reputation
2,379
Daps
37,866
Joined
May 3, 2012
Messages
52,585
Reputation
23,352
Daps
246,230
Reppin
St louis
qcxueop.gif

Hit em with this on mute
as i tear into the coochie
like a t-bone steak.



UKVu0t8.gif
 

Dont@Me

😡
Joined
Oct 21, 2014
Messages
11,907
Reputation
1,395
Daps
45,134
I just act like my dikk is an airplane going into her mouth. "Uh oh! It's going to land. Open wide! *makes airplane noises while I circle my dikk*"
 

((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL

RIP MR. SMOKE
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
19,332
Reputation
7,114
Daps
91,452
Woman always ask me how I'm liking it during head cause I'm usually dead silent. They said they're not used to that. Are men out here moaning while getting head :what:


I don't say much during sex either cause it comes off forced and awkward. If it gets super passionate I'll whisper in their ear that the p*ssy feels good. That's really all you need. One time I was smashing this chic and she kept saying "you like that p*ssy huh"...over and over. shyt was super cringey.


Her: "you like that p*ssy?"

Me: :aicmon:

Her: "you like that p*ssy huh"

Me: :beli:


Her: "tell me you like that p*ssy baby"

Me: "I like that p*ssy":comeon:




bytch if I'm hard then I'm liking it. It's that simple. Our dikks are the literal measuring stick for how much we're enjoying ourselves.
 
Top