pre sex/post sex rourines
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Pre- shower, Axe body spray, 25 push-ups in the bathroom then go in 
Post-Palm that ass, smack it then
to sleep lol
Post-Palm that ass, smack it then
to sleep lol
AZBeauty
Stop lyin' nicca.
Y'all are funny
pre- 40 straight pushups, drink water, clear my head.
Post- Shower,(pee in the shower
) get something to eat, then watch tv till the tv watches me
Post- Shower,(pee in the shower
) get something to eat, then watch tv till the tv watches me
Pee after, ok...but why before?
I hold my pee in case Imma go flaccid, I know my pee pee boner will take over. Ur just fukkin it with sheer sexual arousal tho...
A.V.
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Pee after, ok...but why before?
I hold my pee in case Imma go flaccid, I know my pee pee boner will take over. Ur just fukkin it with sheer sexual arousal tho...
I realize I tend to take a shower,drown in cologne n do the mc hammer pumps n bumps dance before sex...
When im done I stare at my shyt like how bob backlund used to stare at his hand after he did the crossfaced chicken wing. Then look chick in disgust for allowing me to do the shyt I did, walk to bathroom an pour rubbing alcohol on my dic, mouth, hands, feet...
When rubbing alcohol hits ur dic hole ull feel it killing the germs, shyt burns soo good though
Anybody else do weird stuff before after sex?
at the Bob Backlund staring at his hands reference. I thought I was the only one who did the alcohold thing. I wear a condom of course. But after sex, I go the bathroom, soak a rag in alcohol and wipe my whole genitalia area to kill germs. Can't be too safe these days.
Pee after, ok...but why before?
I hold my pee in case Imma go flaccid, I know my pee pee boner will take over. Ur just fukkin it with sheer sexual arousal tho...
That pee boner during sex lasts forever
bytch will be like
wait, hol' up nikka!
nikkas is killin me with the pee pee boner talk (pause)pre - bong rip, shower, brush teeth
post - clean mah dikk off (shower if we really went ham), check phone, ESPN
Lmao I thought I was the only one with the pee hard on trick.It helps you last for hours.
I do the push up routine and a few dips real quick. If its gon be a freak session, I pop a gnc creatine to get that lift up/jack hammer move going...
After I always take a quick shower and gargle mouth wash no matter what. Then a sandwich and down gallons of water.
I do the push up routine and a few dips real quick. If its gon be a freak session, I pop a gnc creatine to get that lift up/jack hammer move going...
After I always take a quick shower and gargle mouth wash no matter what. Then a sandwich and down gallons of water.
Rich Spirit
#LeveledUp
Pee after, ok...but why before?
I hold my pee in case Imma go flaccid, I know my pee pee boner will take over. Ur just fukkin it with sheer sexual arousal tho...
I like to fukk with an empty bladder
That sting ain't from killing germs, you're irritating your urethra nikka
Your UTI will arrive shortly
That shyt works hasnt failed me yet.
Most sex i get is random so i prepare by staying in top shape
