People that talk and distrub your viewing experience in theaters
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Owen Reece
13th Floor/Growing Old
First off, I love my people. I really do. But...
I turn into Riley Cooper when I go to the movies.
1: LEAVE YOUR fukkING KID AT HOME. I went to see Man of Steel and this motherfukker walks in with 3 kids, the oldest being fukking 4. I wanted to drop kick this fakkit in his throat. Kids have the attention spans of gnats with ADHD. You fully expect a kid to sit for 2 1/2 hours and not move or make any kind of noise? You're the one that didn't pull out of your bytch and had them kids, your "Going to the movies whenever I want" licences has been revoked as soon as them fukking brats dropped. fukk you.
2: fukk YOU AND YOUR PHONE. To them dumb fukk who couldn't understand why a bright ass phone in a dark ass theater is distracting, stay the fukk home. Seriously. Stay the fukk home. The theater's not for you. I don't understand how somebody can pay the ass rape prices to go see a movie, and then do everything in their power to not pay attention to whats on the screen. Not only that, your non-home training having ass can't understand that it's distracting OTHER PEOPLE. fukk how you feel. Die in a fire.
3. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO VICIOUSLY MURDER TEENAGERS AND LEAVE THEIR BODIES HANGING IN FRONT OF THE THEATER TO WARN OTHER TEENAGERS TO NOT COME TO THIS THEATER. And this isn't some generational thing either. I hated a$$hole teenagers going to the movies when I was a teenager too. I just....i wanna murder stuff...
most importantly
4. SHUT. THE. fukk. ENTIRE. fukk. UP. I thought this would be the one thing that shouldn't have to be said. People just talking like they're in their fukking living room. Why? Why why why? Then these are the same fukking people who give you the side eye when you tell them to shut the fukk up. I just don't get it...
If I ever get arrested, it's gonna be theater related.
This is why I go the movies during the weekday and as earlier as possible. People who are there are there for the same reason you are.
I turn into Riley Cooper when I go to the movies.
1: LEAVE YOUR fukkING KID AT HOME. I went to see Man of Steel and this motherfukker walks in with 3 kids, the oldest being fukking 4. I wanted to drop kick this fakkit in his throat. Kids have the attention spans of gnats with ADHD. You fully expect a kid to sit for 2 1/2 hours and not move or make any kind of noise? You're the one that didn't pull out of your bytch and had them kids, your "Going to the movies whenever I want" licences has been revoked as soon as them fukking brats dropped. fukk you.
2: fukk YOU AND YOUR PHONE. To them dumb fukk who couldn't understand why a bright ass phone in a dark ass theater is distracting, stay the fukk home. Seriously. Stay the fukk home. The theater's not for you. I don't understand how somebody can pay the ass rape prices to go see a movie, and then do everything in their power to not pay attention to whats on the screen. Not only that, your non-home training having ass can't understand that it's distracting OTHER PEOPLE. fukk how you feel. Die in a fire.
3. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO VICIOUSLY MURDER TEENAGERS AND LEAVE THEIR BODIES HANGING IN FRONT OF THE THEATER TO WARN OTHER TEENAGERS TO NOT COME TO THIS THEATER. And this isn't some generational thing either. I hated a$$hole teenagers going to the movies when I was a teenager too. I just....i wanna murder stuff...
most importantly
4. SHUT. THE. fukk. ENTIRE. fukk. UP. I thought this would be the one thing that shouldn't have to be said. People just talking like they're in their fukking living room. Why? Why why why? Then these are the same fukking people who give you the side eye when you tell them to shut the fukk up. I just don't get it...
If I ever get arrested, it's gonna be theater related.
This is why I go the movies during the weekday and as earlier as possible. People who are there are there for the same reason you are.
LiIZaneFan1978
2PAC BACK
This fukkin idiot probably typed all his replies from the movie theater
This why I don't messed with the theatres anymore, it doesn't make sense to go postal over a Hollywood flick
The last flick I saw was World War Z, and it was a matinee. No ghetto-ass-talking-or-obnoxious-
cacs, just chill adults that knew when to laugh at the right moments, and shut the fukk up during the quiet scenes
The last flick I saw was World War Z, and it was a matinee. No ghetto-ass-talking-or-obnoxious-
cacs, just chill adults that knew when to laugh at the right moments, and shut the fukk up during the quiet scenes
Ezus Jezus
Ezus Shuttlesworth
LilZaneFan197lost: 5079640 said:
@LilZaneFan1978
Eat a dikk. Pussies like you would just sit there and watch me text but wouldn't do anything about it. Ol secretly offended ass nikkas.
Why go to the movies to be on your phone you dependent fakkit?
lol no one is dependent, i'm not talking on the phone and i'm in the corner so the light isn't a distraction. Also with those sit and eat theatres they have them dim lights on anyway so the screen isn't a distraction.
Lakers Offseason
Superstar
Brehs, I go to matinees. It's cheaper and the theater is relatively empty. Plus i live in a nice neighborhood so the theater I go to don't have the ghetto gaggers chirping all the time.
feelosofer
#ninergang
This is why I go to matinees in the burbs. Just me, wifey, and my kids who are older and a few unemployed trust fund babies, not bad.
I was at a theater on 42nd in Manhattan back in college and these two chicks were talking constantly. The whole theater is telling them to be quiet and the girl had the nerve to say "If you didn't want to hear people talking, why would you come to the movies?" Of course she was escorted out at that point. 
A couple of times I've had people sit RIGHT NEXT TO ME and my girl when there were plenty of empty seats in the theater.
You gotta respect the buffer zone. No sense in sitting arm to arm with a complete stranger when you've got the option not to. This shytmore than anything else.
This. More than fukking anything. Even worse is when they try to talk to you and you don't even know them.
if you cant put away your phone and stop texting for 2-3 hours you are a bytch. any "male" defending texting at a movie should have their dikk chopped off and just be the female he truly is
or if you cant because its for work then your job is so important you shouldnt be wasting time at a movie
or if you cant because its for work then your job is so important you shouldnt be wasting time at a movie
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