Gully Bull
Love Sponge
*10 mins later*
*crushes up thunder stone into fine particles and pour it into the lemonade*
Low key, the Pokémon world violent as fukk
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shagnificent belafonte
I am he who lurks...
You Kanto ho, tryna work it out, you tryna get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna catch Onyx?
Nah, I'm tryna equip the shyt you need to earn though
That ether, that shyt that make your team burn slow
Is he Team rocket, Team Jessy or James jiggly?
Oh, I get it, you Pidgey and he's Skitty
Rocketfellas died of AIDS, that was the end of they chapter
And that's the team y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together: I rock foes, y'all rock feathers
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas
Feel these hot rocks, fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a Pokebox with nine slots from my pocket fellas
Charmander got you hot ‘cause you kept your face by it's foot
What you think, you gettin' badges now ‘cause of your rooks?
Ne-gro, please! You no-Zaptos-havin'
With whiskers like a rat, compared to Brock you whack
Gahdamn....
Days of Future Piff
Superstar
The hip-hop scene would be insane if Pokemon were real though.
Hitmontop B-boy battles
Mr. Mime pop-locking exhibitions...
Smeargle grafitti on every subway train...
Hitmontop B-boy battles
Mr. Mime pop-locking exhibitions...
Smeargle grafitti on every subway train...
Not only do they enjoy it, they have to do it. Think about it: most Pokemon can only evolve by gaining experience through fighting. That means without a trainer, they're left to wander their natural habitats, fighting everyday to get just enough experience to evolve and be better equipped to protect themselves and their home. That's why they attack trainers who enter the tall grass; hell some of them probably want to get caught to expedite the process.All indications are that the Pokemon enjoy the fighting
You think Magikarp want to spend their most of their lives living in fear of basically every other Pokemon? Nah nikka. Let me in that ball so you can train me up and I can become a damned sea serpent.
Ahh looking at the positivesThe hip-hop scene would be insane if Pokemon were real though.
Hitmontop B-boy battles
Mr. Mime pop-locking exhibitions...
Smeargle grafitti on every subway train...
The hitmochan boxing matches would be dope
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
You Kanto ho, tryna work it out, you tryna get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna catch Onyx?
Nah, I'm tryna equip the shyt you need to earn though
That ether
Is he Team rocket, Team Jessy or James jiggly?
Oh, I get it, you Pidgey and he's Skitty
Rocketfellas died of AIDS, that was the end of they chapter
And that's the team y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together: I rock foes, y'all rock feathers
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas
Feel these hot rocks, fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a Pokebox with nine slots from my pocket fellas
Charmander got you hot ‘cause you kept your face by it's foot
What you think, you gettin' badges now ‘cause of your rooks?
Ne-gro, please! You no-Zaptos-havin'
With whiskers like a rat, compared to Brock you whack
The_Phonz
All Star
at what point while your Pokemon is losing the fight against a 12 year old's Pokemon do you just say "fukk it" and walk over to the kid and start fighting him yourself? 
Because the moment a Raichu shows up against my Gyrados, I'm throwing hands
Because the moment a Raichu shows up against my Gyrados, I'm throwing hands
Gully Bull
Love Sponge
THAT bytch MISTY STILL OWE FOR THAT BIKE SHE BARBEQUED AND SHE GONNA PAY: ONE WAY
OR THE OTHER
And you can’t even take one of her Pokémon in exchange for it.
She taught em the stronger version of “Leer”
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
This damn thread blew up
wooooooow lmaooooooo
