Low key, the Pokémon world violent as fukk

[Formerly Black Trash]

Lowkey the games have a ton of innuendo too


They was on one with the “young couples” trainers and their pokemon

That Cloyster and Onix is past the line

 

[Days of Future Piff]

the police force has made some upgrades in recent years

not exactly easy work

Yoooo, the police force in the Pokemon world would be wild. All those underground sting operations
Just imagine that mess...

: You sure about this, mayne? Creepin' into the Cerulean Gym to challenge Misty by ourselves?

: NAH, WE OUT HERE GETTING THAT CASCADE BADGE MY BOY

* shows up*

: Why don't you have a seat right over there? What's your plan tonight?

Meanwhile, you got Pokemon SWAT teams huddled all outside of the gym like

 

[Brief Keef]

Those trainers just be writing anything in the PokeDex too

"HE'S GOT AN IQ OF TEN THOUSAND! LOOK AT THE SPOONS!"

u bout to dig into a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and Alakazam pop up outta nowhere and put them spoons in ya bowl what u gon do ?

 

[Brief Keef]

:pennywise:

They got Wheezing and snakes, the wack versions of Weedles and Rays (Rayquaza)
Rocket's eyeing all your Eevees and 'Apes (Primeapes)
Won't break you a crumb off the little bit that they make,
And this with whom Meowth wanna place his faith
I put Growlithe on mine, ask Arcanine
When Ho-Oh's feather fell I was the first to find
Bulbasaur throwing seeds at every single foe
Every Pokemon on the road, I had to show Oak, no?
Ain't Jynx supposed to be absorbed with itself
I can battle a Nidoqueen with a shiny Weepinbell
I saw a couple Misdreavus
But they don't call out the dude that take his dollars to buy pokeballs to catch Onix
In Rocket it's all politics, depositing checks
They put in they pockets, all you get in return is an Oddish
James bought a fish, Magikarp with some hype
Cuz a trainer got an Uxie it don't mean that he bright
Cuz you got every legendary, it don't mean that you nice
It just mean you hunting too much and you ain't got a life
You got prehistoric Kabutops or is it Omanyte?
Is Misty still hostile cuz you owe her a bike?
You using steel types so they can't stand the heat
Since I will not lose, they try to help you cheat
But I will not lose, for even in defeat
My pokemon will evolve so it evens it up for me
In the fastest race I beat Dodrio
I got thank the homie Rapidash for that though
For saving me the hurdle of dealing with a squad of squirtles
And I'ma let karma catch up to Spearow
I'm back before you had a Chansey or Blissey
My mama didn't wake me in time, that's the history
Who you know throw vicious as me
Yet so religiously that's why my badge is gold
I get the spoils cuz the victor is me (me Gligar)
You ain't a master, you're not who you're depicted to be
You're sweet dreamin', like you listening to Jiggly
I gave you life when your best pokemon was Butterfree
I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me
You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee
I'm Mewtwo, not Mew, listen dude you're pidgey
and your little homie Tangela is a garden to me

the bars tho

 

[VBM]

the bars tho

 

[Brief Keef]

i was tryna figure out the song the i put some if the words together and figured it out

 

[Gizza]

Rafters

 

[VBM]

:pennywise:

They got Wheezing and snakes, the wack versions of Weedles and Rays (Rayquaza)
Rocket's eyeing all your Eevees and 'Apes (Primeapes)
Won't break you a crumb off the little bit that they make,
And this with whom Meowth wanna place his faith
I put Growlithe on mine, ask Arcanine
When Ho-Oh's feather fell I was the first to find
Bulbasaur throwing seeds at every single foe
Every Pokemon on the road, I had to show Oak, no?
Ain't Jynx supposed to be absorbed with itself
I can battle a Nidoqueen with a shiny Weepinbell
I saw a couple Misdreavus
But they don't call out the dude that take his dollars to buy pokeballs to catch Onix
In Rocket it's all politics, depositing checks
They put in they pockets, all you get in return is an Oddish
James bought a fish, Magikarp with some hype
Cuz a trainer got an Uxie it don't mean that he bright
Cuz you got every legendary, it don't mean that you nice
It just mean you hunting too much and you ain't got a life
You got prehistoric Kabutops or is it Omanyte?
Is Misty still hostile cuz you owe her a bike?
You using steel types so they can't stand the heat
Since I will not lose, they try to help you cheat
But I will not lose, for even in defeat
My pokemon will evolve so it evens it up for me
In the fastest race I beat Dodrio
I got thank the homie Rapidash for that though
For saving me the hurdle of dealing with a squad of squirtles
And I'ma let karma catch up to Spearow
I'm back before you had a Chansey or Blissey
My mama didn't wake me in time, that's the history
Who you know throw vicious as me
Yet so religiously that's why my badge is gold
I get the spoils cuz the victor is me (me Gligar)
You ain't a master, you're not who you're depicted to be
You're sweet dreamin', like you listening to Jiggly
I gave you life when your best pokemon was Butterfree
I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me
You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee
I'm Mewtwo, not Mew, listen dude you're pidgey
and your little homie Tangela is a garden to me

Cot damn I need to throw this on a Suno AI song. I must have been drinking heavily writing this post