Low key, the Pokémon world violent as fukk

[DaSk8D00D]

: PORYGON, MORPH INTO A BAD bytch AND SEND PROFESSOR OAK A MESSAGE THROUGH IG. WE GONNA CATFISH HIM OUT OF HIS PENSION AND 401K

Imagine hooking up with a chick just to wake up and find out it was someone else’s Ditto and they just hit a lick on yo ass


Or the Ditto’s who get to feast for pokemon breeders tryna get the best EV’s

 

[horizon]

Their WHOLE ECONOMY is based on making exotic animals fight for sport, or enslaving them to do free hard labor!!! Ash dont even give his Pokemon names!!!! Just call em by their species name on some "look at my African American over there" Trump type shyt!!!!

All indications are that the Pokemon enjoy the fighting

 

[Cuban Pete]

All indications are that the Pokemon enjoy the fighting

No they dont. Its canon that once you capture a pokemon the pokeball restructures its brain waves to make them docile and servile. That was the point of the 1st movie mewtwo wasnt with that c00n shyt

 

[horizon]

No they dont. Its canon that once you capture a pokemon the pokeball restructures its brain waves to make them docile and servile. That was the point of the 1st movie mewtwo wasnt with that c00n shyt

The games and anime both make it clear that humans and Pokemon need each other and for the one Mewtwo there's literally every one of Ash's pokemon and player character's pokemon from the games

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Ya really want to keep poking at magikarp?



Nikkas is accidentally going to catch a level 19 magikarp right on the cusp of hitting level 20 thinking they got lunch.



Good luck nikkas.

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

*snorlax in the middle of the narrow road sleeping*
(You can fly around it, you can hop in the water and swim around it)

: NAH fukk THAT YOU GONNA KNOW MY NAME. CHARIZARD USE FLAME THROWER AND BURN HIM TO A CRISP

Charizard: you sure fam? I can scoop you up and fly around him. shyt I could even tap him on the shoulder he might be lightly sleeping..

: FLAME THROWWWWWER

*4am*

: PIKACHU I CANT SLEEP AND I JUST SEEN SOME LEVEL 3 CATERPIES PLOTTING ON MY DOWN FALL. WAKE UP

LEVEL 99 Pikachu:

*other trainer starts battle with Dugtrio*

: SQUIRTLE, DROWN EM

: damn you not even gonna say an attack name?

: DAMN YOU RIGHT...







IM NOT.

DROWN EM

Instead of nikkas trying for 20 years to be rappers, we would all know that one old head still trying to get the water badge

Or you walking through the field and hear some arguing between a trainer and their Pokémon and gotta ignore it because you just starting out and don’t wanna get whooped

and let’s not forget the rampant drug use that comes with being a wandering psychopath

: IM ON RARE CANDIES. I AINT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS

: BUTTERFREE HIT ME WITH RECREATIONAL AMOUNTS OF STUN SPORE



*5 mins later*

Life must be so tough for Magikarp

: ZAPDOS USE THUNDERBOLT ON THIS LAKE TIL A MAGIKARP FLOAT UP . WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

This forum's the best, man.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Gyarados fukking up towns like Godzilla.

Koffing and Weezing polluting the air, making global warming increase.

Onix, Diglet and Dugtrio causing massive sinkholes.

Ratata and Raticane spreading diseases.

Dudes harvesting Oddish, Gloom and Vineplume for psychedelic drugs.

Bellsprout and its evolutions killing with their poisons.

Magneton fukkin up dudes laptops, erasing their Nurse Joy parody porn.

 

[Uitomy]

Let's not forget the fact that the legendary pokemon are all God's and literally almost ALL of them besides like 1/4 of them have tried to or been used to destroy the planet at one time through almost every concievable away

shyt fukking gyarodous or how ever you spell it has been recorded to destroy their modern cities which means it's probably been murdering thousands of people over centuries

Lmao I love how kid friendly it is but the Pokedex descriptions are highly realistic

 

[FLATOP]

Those trainers just be writing anything in the PokeDex too

"HE'S GOT AN IQ OF TEN THOUSAND! LOOK AT THE SPOONS!"

 

[Fctftl]

Dont forget getting kids hooked on gambling early.

Ash to Pikachu: “bytch! you can rest at the pokecenter after i hit these slots!”

And the whole breeding pokemon for the perfect stat.
Force mating ditto with Pokémon n releasing the hatched eggs till you get that one Growlithe with perfect stats:sadspur:

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

I truly forgot how much fun Pokemon used to be back in the days.

I haven't touched Pokemon Stadium on N64 or Pokemon Red for the GBA in YEARS.

 

[Mortal1]

this thread is hilarious

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Just think how irresponsible it is for any human to own these based off of their pokedex entries

 

[DaSk8D00D]

Those trainers just be writing anything in the PokeDex too

"HE'S GOT AN IQ OF TEN THOUSAND! LOOK AT THE SPOONS!"

A lot of the entries for the ghost and dark pokemon are super fukked up

Haunter: Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes. (Silver)
It hides in the dark, planning to take the life of the next living thing that wanders close by. (Crystal)

Cacturne: If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving.

Spoiler

I live in Arizona they need to fukking chill with these cactus monsters creeping on nikkas

Banette: An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away. (Emerald):kattdahell:

Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest. (Y):silvawhoa:

Yamask: Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (Black)




If you notice in the games there’s no human graveyards, just pokemon ones. Based off some of these Pokédex entries and some other ones, humans either die to become ghost pokemon or become spirit-food for another ghost pokemon

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

pokemon yellow was some forced shyt if I ever experienced one in a game