Low key, the Pokémon world violent as fukk
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Don't forget Team Rocket goons 
A lot of the entries for the ghost and dark pokemon are super fukked up
Haunter: Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes. (Silver)
It hides in the dark, planning to take the life of the next living thing that wanders close by. (Crystal)
Cacturne: If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving.
I live in Arizona they need to fukking chill with these cactus monsters creeping on nikkas
Banette: An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away. (Emerald):kattdahell:
Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest. (Y):silvawhoa:
Yamask: Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry. (Black)
If you notice in the games there’s no human graveyards, just pokemon ones. Based off some of these Pokédex entries and some other ones, humans either die to become ghost pokemon or become spirit-food for another ghost pokemon
fukked up thing about Yamask is that it’s found in a desert area where there’s a building that looks
like two towers... in a game based on New York...
Supercoolmayo
Superstar
Bump
Honestly the scariest Pokémon out there for that reason. It’ll steal your kids and either kill them or keep them comatose to feast off their dreams.
Lowkey the games have a ton of innuendo too
They was on one with the “young couples” trainers and their pokemon
They was on one with the “young couples” trainers and their pokemon
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Honestly the scariest Pokémon out there for that reason. It’ll steal your kids and either kill them or keep them comatose to feast off their dreams.
Forgot about dude. Pedos would be using him like crazy.
Pokepizzagate.
Also, why isn't this thread in the Rafters?
Secure Da Bag
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All the police got are Growlithes tho. How they gonna enforce that shyt?
Officer Jenny: Growlithe, we got a report they got legendaries, lets take em down.
Ash: its the police! Okay, yall handle em
Officer Jenny: found you!Hand over the Pokémon, you under arrest!
Ash: i aint doin another bid, Light her up boys
Ash: good work yall, now help me move this body
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Detroit Wave
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Classic thread 
the police force has made some upgrades in recent yearsAll the police got are Growlithes tho. How they gonna enforce that shyt?
Officer Jenny: Growlithe, we got a report they got legendaries, lets take em down.
Ash: its the police! Okay, yall handle em
Officer Jenny: found you!Hand over the Pokémon, you under arrest!
Ash: i aint doin another bid, Light her up boys
Ash: good work yall, now help me move this body
not exactly easy work