Low key, the Pokémon world violent as fukk

[GollyImGully]

yall ever sit and think that these motherfukkers have to be eating the pokemon too

bbq pikachu

fried pidgeotto and steak fries

 

[dontreadthis]

you just KNOW magikarp is succulent

yall ever sit and think that these motherfukkers have to be eating the pokemon too

bbq pikachu

fried pidgeotto and steak fries

 

[MenacingMonk]

Hitmonchamp giving dudes CTE.

Scyther slicing up bodies like the cartels.

Mew's innocent cuteness turning dude's brains to mush.

Blastoise waterboarding dudes to death.

Jigglypuff making your ears bleed with its singing.

 

[Inglewood's Own]

*snorlax in the middle of the narrow road sleeping*
(You can fly around it, you can hop in the water and swim around it)

: NAH fukk THAT YOU GONNA KNOW MY NAME. CHARIZARD USE FLAME THROWER AND BURN HIM TO A CRISP

Charizard: you sure fam? I can scoop you up and fly around him. shyt I could even tap him on the shoulder he might be lightly sleeping..

: FLAME THROWWWWWER

*other trainer starts battle with Dugtrio*

: SQUIRTLE, DROWN EM

: damn you not even gonna say an attack name?

: DAMN YOU RIGHT...







IM NOT.

DROWN EM

Lmao this should be a skit

 

[Cadillac]

and let’s not forget the rampant drug use that comes with being a wandering psychopath

: IM ON RARE CANDIES. I AINT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS

: BUTTERFREE HIT ME WITH RECREATIONAL AMOUNTS OF STUN SPORE



*5 mins later*

This the funniest one

Especially because I can picture family Guy/robot chicken etc doing exactly this and I have Chris's voice(family Guy) as I'm reading them.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

:Deadfire::Deadfire::Deadfire:
More plz this shyt hilarious as fukk OP

 

[Sugar]

.

 

[Gully Bull]

: Brock, we’ve received a tip that your Pokédex is actually a camera and you been taking voyeur pics of women since ‘96

 

[Fatboi1]

“You a fan, a phony, a fake, a Stan/I’m 12; you 36, still looking for the water badge??”

You Kanto ho, tryna work it out, you tryna get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna catch Onyx?
Nah, I'm tryna equip the shyt you need to earn though
That ether, that shyt that make your team burn slow

Is he Team rocket, Team Jessy or James jiggly?
Oh, I get it, you Pidgey and he's Skitty
Rocketfellas died of AIDS, that was the end of they chapter
And that's the team y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together: I rock foes, y'all rock feathers
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas
Feel these hot rocks, fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a Pokebox with nine slots from my pocket fellas
Charmander got you hot ‘cause you kept your face by it's foot
What you think, you gettin' badges now ‘cause of your rooks?
Ne-gro, please! You no-Zaptos-havin'
With whiskers like a rat, compared to Brock you whack

 

[Chris Cool]

you just KNOW magikarp is succulent

 

[Gully Bull]

you just KNOW magikarp is succulent

Life must be so tough for Magikarp

: ZAPDOS USE THUNDERBOLT ON THIS LAKE TIL A MAGIKARP FLOAT UP . WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

 

[TheLostOnes]

and let’s not forget the rampant drug use that comes with being a wandering psychopath

: IM ON RARE CANDIES. I AINT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS

: BUTTERFREE HIT ME WITH RECREATIONAL AMOUNTS OF STUN SPORE



*5 mins later*

This whole thread is killing especially that Cocaine Ketchum smilie

 

[DaylitoJames]

Fried Magikarp sandwiches with a side of Mr. Pibb

 

[TobiOT]

:DeadMARKHenry:

 

[PharaohAtem]