I truly forgot how much fun Pokemon used to be back in the days.
I haven't touched Pokemon Stadium on N64 or Pokemon Red for the GBA in YEARS.
Can play pokemon on an emulator on your phone
Low key, the Pokémon world violent as fukk
- Thread starter Gully Bull
- Start date
Can play pokemon on an emulator on your phone
Jimmy Two-Times™
Coli Mods Catch Me If U Can Forgive Me Imma Ridah™
Emulators are not 1:1 and the controls will never compete with the original.
If I didn't still have my SNES and N64 with all my favourite old games and had nothing I'd rather spend a mini fortune to get the real hardware and software than a 3rd party bootleg. These games and consoles cost next to nothing.
FooFighters
Superstar
Gully Bull
Love Sponge
Imagine walking to a Bed Bath and Beyond to buy spoons and an Alakazam greets you at the section
Every so often, I get existential on The Coli and wonder why I still post here.. :lupegarvey:
...then I remember. :deadcena1:
*other trainer starts battle with Dugtrio*
: SQUIRTLE, DROWN EM
: damn you not even gonna say an attack name?
: DAMN YOU RIGHT...
IM NOT.
DROWN EM
...then I remember. :deadcena1:
The hip-hop scene would be insane if Pokemon were real though.
Hitmontop B-boy battles
Mr. Mime pop-locking exhibitions...
Smeargle grafitti on every subway train...
You Kanto ho, tryna work it out, you tryna get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna catch Onyx?
Nah, I'm tryna equip the shyt you need to earn though
That ether, that shyt that make your team burn slow
Is he Team rocket, Team Jessy or James jiggly?
Oh, I get it, you Pidgey and he's Skitty
Rocketfellas died of AIDS, that was the end of they chapter
And that's the team y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together: I rock foes, y'all rock feathers
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas
Feel these hot rocks, fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a Pokebox with nine slots from my pocket fellas
Charmander got you hot ‘cause you kept your face by it's foot
What you think, you gettin' badges now ‘cause of your rooks?
Ne-gro, please! You no-Zaptos-havin'
With whiskers like a rat, compared to Brock you whack
:pennywise:
They got Wheezing and snakes, the wack versions of Weedles and Rays (Rayquaza)
Rocket's eyeing all your Eevees and 'Apes (Primeapes)
Won't break you a crumb off the little bit that they make,
And this with whom Meowth wanna place his faith
I put Growlithe on mine, ask Arcanine
When Ho-Oh's feather fell I was the first to find
Bulbasaur throwing seeds at every single foe
Every Pokemon on the road, I had to show Oak, no?
Ain't Jynx supposed to be absorbed with itself
I can battle a Nidoqueen with a shiny Weepinbell
I saw a couple Misdreavus
But they don't call out the dude that take his dollars to buy pokeballs to catch Onix
In Rocket it's all politics, depositing checks
They put in they pockets, all you get in return is an Oddish
James bought a fish, Magikarp with some hype
Cuz a trainer got an Uxie it don't mean that he bright
Cuz you got every legendary, it don't mean that you nice
It just mean you hunting too much and you ain't got a life
You got prehistoric Kabutops or is it Omanyte?
Is Misty still hostile cuz you owe her a bike?
You using steel types so they can't stand the heat
Since I will not lose, they try to help you cheat
But I will not lose, for even in defeat
My pokemon will evolve so it evens it up for me
In the fastest race I beat Dodrio
I got thank the homie Rapidash for that though
For saving me the hurdle of dealing with a squad of squirtles
And I'ma let karma catch up to Spearow
I'm back before you had a Chansey or Blissey
My mama didn't wake me in time, that's the history
Who you know throw vicious as me
Yet so religiously that's why my badge is gold
I get the spoils cuz the victor is me (me Gligar)
You ain't a master, you're not who you're depicted to be
You're sweet dreamin', like you listening to Jiggly
I gave you life when your best pokemon was Butterfree
I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me
You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee
I'm Mewtwo, not Mew, listen dude you're pidgey
and your little homie Tangela is a garden to me
Last edited:
The society in the Pokemon world is weird because on the surface, it looks like the Pokemon are enslaved. But then you look deeper and realize society is built to make them as comfortable as possible. Urban development only extends but so far so as to preserve their natural habitats. Most science that occurs is to better them right down to discovering new ways for them to evolve. Pokemon battles happen, but Pokemon are allowed to refuse and you can be jailed for abusing them or forcing them to fight. Finally, humans practically worship legendary pokemon like Arceus and Lugia.
The Pokemon have this shyt hooked up pretty good. Probably because if they ever decided to revolt, there's really nothing humans could do to stop them. Mewtwo had some humans piss him off and he nearly drowned the whole world in an evening. Imagine if even one other legendary was with the shyts when he was doing that.
The Pokemon have this shyt hooked up pretty good. Probably because if they ever decided to revolt, there's really nothing humans could do to stop them. Mewtwo had some humans piss him off and he nearly drowned the whole world in an evening. Imagine if even one other legendary was with the shyts when he was doing that.
Last edited:
In the Pokemon Manga there was a Haunter that would steal the souls of humans. (The Manga in general is more violent than the anime).
Imagine getting Shang Tsung'd by ghost and dark pokemon after losing
Then the legendary pokemon show up and hit everybody with that
shyt, i bet ownership of Ghost, Dark and Dragon Pokemon would be banned by the government.
Imagine getting Shang Tsung'd by ghost and dark pokemon after losing
Then the legendary pokemon show up and hit everybody with that
shyt, i bet ownership of Ghost, Dark and Dragon Pokemon would be banned by the government.
Last edited:
He Who Posts Well
Superstar
I'm dying 
In the Pokemon Manga there was a Haunter that would steal the souls of humans. (The Manga in general is more violent than the anime).
Imagine getting Shang Tsung'd by ghost and dark pokemon after losing
Then the legendary pokemon show up and hit everybody with that
shyt, i bet ownership of Ghost, Dark and Dragon Pokemon would be banned by the government.
They would be debating on PNN the poke new network talmbout what use does the average kanto citizen have for anything above a charmeleon or kadabra, tryna ban the final forms. Dont fukking machamps punch holes in mountains just to warm up
Brief Keef
Superstar
philly was their inspirationImagine walking your dog and having dogfights w/ strangers for sport
Concerned Citizen
Stevie Wonder 2099
Somehow Ash is a hero and Michael Vick is a Villain 