Low key, the Pokémon world violent as fukk

[Zero]

and let’s not forget the rampant drug use that comes with being a wandering psychopath

: IM ON RARE CANDIES. I AINT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS

: BUTTERFREE HIT ME WITH RECREATIONAL AMOUNTS OF STUN SPORE



*5 mins later*

:loldenzel2::loldenzel2::loldenzel2::loldenzel2::loldenzel2::loldenzel2:

 

[Zero]

yall ever sit and think that these motherfukkers have to be eating the pokemon too

bbq pikachu

fried pidgeotto and steak fries

you just KNOW magikarp is succulent

Kingler in that butter sauce

Fried Cloyster

 

[Zero]

You Kanto ho, tryna work it out, you tryna get brolic?
Ask me if I'm tryna catch Onyx?
Nah, I'm tryna equip the shyt you need to earn though
That ether, that shyt that make your team burn slow

Is he Team rocket, Team Jessy or James jiggly?
Oh, I get it, you Pidgey and he's Skitty
Rocketfellas died of AIDS, that was the end of they chapter
And that's the team y'all chose to name your company after?
Put it together: I rock foes, y'all rock feathers
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas
Feel these hot rocks, fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a Pokebox with nine slots from my pocket fellas
Charmander got you hot ‘cause you kept your face by it's foot
What you think, you gettin' badges now ‘cause of your rooks?
Ne-gro, please! You no-Zaptos-havin'
With whiskers like a rat, compared to Brock you whack

 

[dontreadthis]

the imagery

 

[Vice Queen]

Y'all are dumb yet brilliant for this thread.

 

[DaSk8D00D]

Some of the setups in the games would be insane in reality. Have 5th graders out here with legendary pokemon that have the power to bend space and time, pulling up on cartel bases


They tryna run your shyt with their weezing & houndoom, til you pull out an Arcaeus and they like “damn he really do got god on his side”

Meanwhile the 12 other grunts in the room you just ran through are watching you whoop the bosses ass like “ima just stand here and see how this pans out, if the kid wins we’ll leave”

 

[Gully Bull]

: PORYGON, MORPH INTO A BAD bytch AND SEND PROFESSOR OAK A MESSAGE THROUGH IG. WE GONNA CATFISH HIM OUT OF HIS PENSION AND 401K

 

[Batsute]

and let’s not forget the rampant drug use that comes with being a wandering psychopath

: IM ON RARE CANDIES. I AINT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS

: BUTTERFREE HIT ME WITH RECREATIONAL AMOUNTS OF STUN SPORE



*5 mins later*

:bermurder:

 

[ElMorenoFeo809]

Lmfao! This is why i love the coli. Yall brehs be brighten up my shytty days with stupid threads/posts .

 

[Fatboi1]

I always wondered how the fukk is it legal to walk around with Pokemon that are clearly a huge threat to mankind all willy nilly like that?

This thing is dangerous. It has flame on it's tail lit 24/7 I think. What if you get close to Gasoline or something with it?

 

[PharaohAtem]

Someone gets bushed to the shadow realm on a daily basis where I am, sometimes they just straight up get killed.

 

[old pig]

Cocaine Ketchum smilie

LOL!!!

 

[Cuban Pete]

I always wondered how the fukk is it legal to walk around with Pokemon that are clearly a huge threat to mankind all willy nilly like that?

This thing is dangerous. It has flame on it's tail lit 24/7 I think. What if you get close to Gasoline or something with it?

Republicans dont wanna infringe on the 2nd poke-amendment, but I dont think citizens should have access to legendaries and super legendaries. What if some deranged Lavender town scumbag walks in a poke center with Dragonite!?!?!?

 

[BBG]

Damn this shyt makes me want a M rated Pokemon game




Talmbout fainted yeah right you just used SELF-DESTRUCT THAT nikka DEAD

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

and let’s not forget the rampant drug use that comes with being a wandering psychopath

: IM ON RARE CANDIES. I AINT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS

: BUTTERFREE HIT ME WITH RECREATIONAL AMOUNTS OF STUN SPORE



*5 mins later*

Yooooo!