Just saw Noah

[Drew Wonder]

Any sex scenes?

eh, kind of

Spoiler: Spoiler

girl who played Hermione suffered an injury when she was a child that prevented her from having children. Noah's grandfather(Anthony Hopkins) ends up giving her a blessing(kind of like a magic spell), all of a sudden she gets super horny, runs to Noah's son and they start making out, but they cut away since its PG-13. she ends up having twins. I'm sure if Aronofsky had his way it would've been a full blown sex scene

 

[Drew Wonder]

What? After reading the spoiler if your a christian like me its crazy how hollywood wants to rewrite history so much. Tge ones who are not informed are going to take this for face value. But ya know that is the norm

eh, Noah is like what, 3 pages in the Bible? There's only so much you can do before you add in other stuff to fill in a 2 1/2 hour movie.

The Watchers are from the Book of Enoch, but the way they look, they're role in the story and all the other things I mentioned seemed to come from Aronofsky's imagination

I think people going into the film will already have their minds made up as far as whether they actually believe in the story or not

 

[Nefflum nigga]

Emphatically. This is an actual fact and a sonar fact. Everyone in the Bible and everyone in history was BLACK until 1492 when Yakub's grafted DEVIL escaped from Your-rope, where we had bound him for seven thousand, seven hundred, and seventy SEVEN years. SEVEN. KNOWLEDGE. MELANIN.

 

[Crakface]

Wont give a white supremacist atheist a dime of my money.

 

[MostReal]

Emphatically. This is an actual fact and a sonar fact. Everyone in the Bible and everyone in history was BLACK until 1492 when Yakub's grafted DEVIL escaped from Your-rope, where we had bound him for seven thousand, seven hundred, and seventy SEVEN years. SEVEN. KNOWLEDGE. MELANIN.

sorry breh Melanin isn't the answer to this, this time

 

[CoolazzFemale]

This movie was really beautiful.
The watchers reminded me of The Two Towers.
Old boy was getting on my nerves tho.

 

[Nefflum nigga]

Wont give a white supremacist atheist a dime of my money.

Russell Crowe or the director

 

[Bobhoward]

What a film.

When...

Spoiler

Noah's son asks why the humans are eating meat.. and he says "they think it makes them stronger" I could hear the entire audience of midwestern christian types go

and it just kept going and going from there.

I could hear a lot of people complaining about how the movie "sucked" and was "horrible". The film was dark, deep and asks some interesting questions. There was nothing cookie cutter or generic about it, and other than the casting ... the film was a far cry from the white washed version that most people have heard over and over again.

Although I don't really know if...

Spoiler

The climax involving Noah going crazy and contemplating killing his son's two infant children

is described or implied in the bible. Within the context of the film I thought it was pretty interesting though

 

[Chrishaune]

I heard in a commercial "if you liked Titanic and Gladiator.......you'll love this"..................

 

[Redguard]

White folks seriously think everyone in history was white lol

Look at how they perceive Jesus.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Although I don't really know if...

Spoiler

The climax involving Noah going crazy and contemplating killing his son's two infant children

is described or implied in the bible.

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE BIBLE IS THAT AFTER THE FLOOD, NOAH GETS DRUNK AND SHOWS HIS dikk TO HIS KIDS, BROTHER!

 

[MostReal]

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE BIBLE IS THAT AFTER THE FLOOD, NOAH GETS DRUNK AND SHOWS HIS dikk TO HIS KIDS, BROTHER!

something like that

 

[Hulk Hogan]

something like that

I DON'T REMEMBER THE DETAILS BUT THAT PART REALLY BOTHERED ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE HULKSTER, BROTHER!

 

[Ziggiy]

Is it true there's not ONE single black person in this movie?

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Girl on my timeline said its the worst movie she ever saw..Said noah was primitive and the concept was backwards and the writers should choose another career lol