*waits for rumor that it's based on ethiopian bible*
Just saw Noah
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The_King_of_Everything
Yeah.
Do tell why you say this breh
Xtraz2
Superstar
shyt wuz 
I wuz yawning loudly throughout tha movie
save 11 bucks and download it when it's ripped, I fought walking out several times
p.s. I went in hella high
I wuz yawning loudly throughout tha movie
they had a forced beginnings of a sex scene which wuz just inappropriate
tha transformer looking things, seriously?
Noah sounding like a crazy cult member wanting to kill his kids
movie portrayed religious types like nutcases
tha transformer looking things, seriously?
Noah sounding like a crazy cult member wanting to kill his kids
movie portrayed religious types like nutcases
save 11 bucks and download it when it's ripped, I fought walking out several times
p.s. I went in hella high
fools watching this instead of the raid (only if playing in your city) then you Lost..A-holes!
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
I enjoyed it if I'm gonna be honest.
Clunky in some parts but when it's good it's rather good.
Clunky in some parts but when it's good it's rather good.
AlphaOne
OFT XI E Squad
It wasn't that good.
Definitely not one of my top DA films, and I probably won't bother to re-watch unless it somehow ends up on the TV.
Just being objective. Aronofsky didn't pull this one off.
Definitely not one of my top DA films, and I probably won't bother to re-watch unless it somehow ends up on the TV.
Just being objective. Aronofsky didn't pull this one off.
I hated it. Ham is the worst son in cinematic history. The whole letting dude on the arc storyline was stupid. And them rock giants 
this shyt legit ruined my day. so disappointed. Aranofsky can kiss my ass for this one
this shyt legit ruined my day. so disappointed. Aranofsky can kiss my ass for this one
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The_King_of_Everything
Yeah.
Movie was hilarious.
I'm not religious so I could really give a fukk but me and my girl was in the theatre in tears
I'm not religious so I could really give a fukk but me and my girl was in the theatre in tears
still mad about this a day later. the fans are hating it.
critics gave it 75^ on RT..fans 48.
Cinemascore of C
its gotten a "so-so" score on fandango with most of the recent reviews being "oh no" which is the lowest.
im not so much mad it wasnt accurate to the bible though that was disappointing, but they turned it into a fantasy movie and a shytty one at that. all those talented actors and director..what a fukking waste
won the box office but i bet word of mouth fukks it next weekend
critics gave it 75^ on RT..fans 48.
Cinemascore of C
its gotten a "so-so" score on fandango with most of the recent reviews being "oh no" which is the lowest.
im not so much mad it wasnt accurate to the bible though that was disappointing, but they turned it into a fantasy movie and a shytty one at that. all those talented actors and director..what a fukking waste
won the box office but i bet word of mouth fukks it next weekend
VladTheImpaler
The Sensational Prince
I thought I was watching Transformers and Fraggle Rock...not bad but a little too fantasy driven
the cac mamba
Veteran
FrederickDouglas
All Star
This movie is pissing off a lot of Bible-believing Christians because of the fallen angel rock giants and the partly deranged infanticidal Noah.
It's a shame because if they had stuck to the source material, it could've still retained fantasy elements (fallen angels with giant offspring) and depicted men, women, children, even infants, drowning in a way to elicit sympathy (might even cause some Christians to reevaluate their belief system and question what type of god would do that). Then Noah could have gotten drunk (which IS in the Bible) because of what he had to witness.
As it is, Aronofsky's vision alienates those who believe what's recorded in the Bible actually happened, so it won't be thought provoking to those who need to think the most. If it had been more faithful to the source, it could have had more impact. Unfortunately it'll be dismissed right out of the gate by the religious crowd.
It's a shame because if they had stuck to the source material, it could've still retained fantasy elements (fallen angels with giant offspring) and depicted men, women, children, even infants, drowning in a way to elicit sympathy (might even cause some Christians to reevaluate their belief system and question what type of god would do that). Then Noah could have gotten drunk (which IS in the Bible) because of what he had to witness.
As it is, Aronofsky's vision alienates those who believe what's recorded in the Bible actually happened, so it won't be thought provoking to those who need to think the most. If it had been more faithful to the source, it could have had more impact. Unfortunately it'll be dismissed right out of the gate by the religious crowd.
Animal House
Superstar
Damn!
I just saw it. 
Fell asleep numerous times.
Review coming later.
Fell asleep numerous times.
Review coming later.