Just saw Noah

[FlyRy]

i'm seeing it tomorrow

actually will be my first trip to the theatre in 2014

 

[Nefflum nigga]

what did the giants look like?

 

[Nefflum nigga]

Heard there isn't any black people in it

cac propaganda

if it ain't black people in it I'm bootleggin this shyt

 

[FlyRy]

if its Aronofsky, I'm seeing it automatically.

this..but that poster is AWFUL. and i know the trailer is too actiony. its deceptive like the trailers for the planet of the apes movie a few years ago which wasn't very actiony like marketed.

 

[kp404]

this..but that poster is AWFUL. and i know the trailer is too actiony. its deceptive like the trailers for the planet of the apes movie a few years ago which wasn't very actiony like marketed.

Aronofsky puts his vision on screen...nothing else

 

[FlyRy]

Aronofsky puts his vision on screen...nothing else

 

[Drew Wonder]

what did the giants look like?

like a mix of the Transformers and the Ents from Lord of the Rings

 

[Nefflum nigga]

lol @ white folks white washing every major biblical character

next thing u know they gonna make a movie about Enoch starring Steve wilkos

 

[kp404]

Don't care about a fukking poster...you can't be serious ignoring a great director based on a poster

 

[BlackMajik]

White folks seriously think everyone in history was white lol

 

[BlackMajik]

lol @ white folks white washing every major biblical character

next thing u know they gonna make a movie about Enoch starring Steve wilkos

 

[Drew Wonder]

White folks seriously think everyone in history was white lol

yup, they also think that regardless of what region they lived in, everyone during ancient times had a British accent lol

 

[BlackMajik]

yup, they also think that regardless of what region they lived in, everyone during ancient times had a British accent lol

The truth is Northern Europeans are essentially and AD people

shyt the Romans tried to civilize them and failed lol

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Will joos like it?

 

[MostReal]

the funny thing is the ending is completely different than I'm sure most people will expect

Spoiler: Spoiler

Once they get on the ark, Noah goes insane. He becomes convinced that God wants all of humanity to be destroyed, including his own family, so when his daughter in law(Hermione from Harry Potter) gives birth to twins he tries to kill the babies. the whole sequence is pretty suspenseful but if you're even remotely religious you're gonna be like "I don't remember this in the Bible." Oh, and I forgot to mention the fallen angels who look like rock Transformers who help build the ark and end up fighting an army that tries to break into the ark...yeah this movie was out there

Interested in seeing the response from @valet

the Fallen Angels were responsible for God having to flood the world because of their seed they were getting with black women and forming Neanderthal offspring every where.

https://twitter.com/search?q=noah white

even white people know whats up

actually Noah was Albino/black but his children were black