it finally happened. i finally got laid. i'm no longer a virgin.

Bud Bundy

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okay... so i'll spill the beans behind the story.

:laff: some of you guys are a lot smarter than you think.

the truth of the matter is i'm still a virgin. :laff: i never got laid yet BUT haha... i promised to spill some beans and that sh!t is really going to stink but

if you hate me now, you're probably going to hate me even more because

I'M GAY!!! :umad:

i'm coming out and admitting it. i'm not entirely out yet but i'm developing the courage to come out. :ooh: now it's a long story and yeah, i really don't want to waste anytime telling you guys. no, i haven't dated any guys or have a boyfriend. nor did i get molested or get sexually abused. i'm not confused either. I AM GAY.

but but but.... pazzy you can't be gay. is it because you gave up on searching for p*ssy where you've turned to guys. the truth of the matter is i've always been this way, it's that i've just now accepted it. i knew that i was probably gay when i was 12, i jumped in the closet fighting those feelings, trying to convince myself that i was straight and turns out, i wasn't. i even tried to pass as frank ocean BUT naw... my feelings said that i'm all for dating guys.

this may sound like a ploy for attention and etc BUT i just figured that since i've dealt with most of you for a decade and some change, i come clean about that aspect of myself to you guys. so no more asking me about "did you get p*ssy yet?" because i don't want any p*ssy. :ooh: if you want to give me hell over it, go ahead. i can take a hit or two, i don't give a f*ck.

you can call me all the names in the book. i'm NOT going anywhere.

and i'm NOT trolling or making this sh!t up either. 1.


oh yeah, i wanna thank god tua and cleansing for standing up to you guys.

i know this forum is very homophobic and i feel that as my duty as a gay man is to set the record straight with a lot of the ignorance towards homosexuals. i'm NOT about to flirt or hit on all the guys on here. i'm the same pazzy as i was in this thread. don't come at me different.


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i know right. these guys have the nerve to say that it's not me yet i put my blog up saying the same sh!t i'm telling you guys now.

how dudes going to tell me how i'm supposed to be me. WTF?
Yeah and I'm not mad at you. Do you. :manny:
you scream attention bruh

you a good poster, but u scream for attention

Not trying to fam. I just like observing things. Plus people seem to love saying that straight people are "fakkits". Then someone says they are really gay and it's trolling. shyt like that.
 

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bruh if u being real, which i cant tell on these internets, than im happy u found ur way bruh...


i may crack on you in the future if you disagree with me about something, but do ya thing man





i would recomment seeking some sort of higher power though, because it seems like you may be lost, but if u aint, then thats you...
 

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This is the site that loves to accuse everyone of being other people from other sites and then when someone actually is someone from the old site and says he is people say it isn't.

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**** trying to hijack a coming out thread and make it about him :leon:

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@Paz really breh?! I'm shocked and kinda don't believe it....

So you been jacking off to gay man porn instead of straight porn? How can you even determine it since you haven't had much interaction with either sex.

You been experimenting with toys up your ass Topaz :comeon:
 
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It's also funny when people accuse you of making a thread about yourself when they are the ones coming in and making a big deal out of a small comment that had absolutely nothing to even do with you, thus making the thread about you anyway. :pachaha: Again.. just obs.
 

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@Paz really breh?! I'm shocked and kinda don't believe it....

So you been jacking off to gay man porn instead of straight porn? How can you even determine it since you haven't had much interaction with either sex.

You been experimenting with toys up your ass Topaz :comeon:

Paz was the first to discover that the real santana was using fake pics of a transvestite. Nicca linked me to the fake's page and sh!t. I always wondered how he found that shyt. Guess you gotta be around them circles to know. :heh:

Edit: Speaking of Santana. I still got her voice clips up.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLbaCl2B-4Q"]This bytch Is Bipolar The DJ Fukalya Remix - YouTube[/ame]
 
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@Paz really breh?! I'm shocked and kinda don't believe it....

So you been jacking off to gay man porn instead of straight porn? How can you even determine it since you haven't had much interaction with either sex.

You been experimenting with toys up your ass Topaz :comeon:

why don't people believe me? is it because i'm not running around snapping my fingers or talking in a feminine voice and etc? :stylin: i thought you guys would clown the sh!t out of me. you guys are taking it better than i thought. :stylin: thank you guys.
 
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Paz was the first to discover that the real santana was using fake pics of a transvestite. Nicca linked me to the fake's page and sh!t. I always wondered how he found that shyt. Guess you gotta be around them circles to know. :heh:

:laff: :laff: :laff: guess so.
 
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