it finally happened. i finally got laid. i'm no longer a virgin.

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I'd say congrats for coming out....to us, but I'm not reading pages 3-5, so I have no idea whether this is another ducktale.
 

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Eh. If you're a homo, you're a homo. At least you're honest with yourself and others. I can respect that. There are still like 30 other reasons to hate you. You're still an annoying, miserable, misanthropic little shyt of a human being. Kudos.
 

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This is just too happy to be the real Topaz. I'd expect a long brooding diatribe filled with thoughts of murder, possible suicide ideation, and lashing out at various social groups leading to the big reveal.

Buuuuuuuuuut if it's true he is probably relieved. Holding on to a secret like that can eat you up on the inside.
 

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why don't people believe me? is it because i'm not running around snapping my fingers or talking in a feminine voice and etc? :stylin: i thought you guys would clown the sh!t out of me. you guys are taking it better than i thought. :stylin: thank you guys.

I'm just waiting for the "Ah ha! Gotcha :russ:"

:yeshrug:

I been posting on sohh for too long and whenever someone comes out (no pun intended) with some revealing personal info about themselves, its automatically taken as a troll attempt.

You avoided my question. How did you come to the conclusion that you're gay? You never been with a man so have u been thumbing your ass to gay porn.
 

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Eh. If you're a homo, you're a homo. At least you're honest with yourself and others. I can respect that. There are still like 30 other reasons to hate you. You're still an annoying, miserable, misanthropic little shyt of a human being. Kudos.

thank you. :lawd:
 

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This is just too happy to be the real Topaz. I'd expect a long brooding diatribe filled with thoughts of murder, possible suicide ideation, and lashing out at various social groups leading to the big reveal.

Buuuuuuuuuut if it's true he is probably relieved. Holding on to a secret like that can eat you up on the inside.
He spit on a random's b*tch's face coming off the bus stop then ran.

What kinda nicca does that? A gay nicca. Shouldn't be a shock to you at all.

It's bad enough some nicca's don't respect women at all, it's sometimes two-times worse if the nicca gay.

No offense pazzy, just saying.
 

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I'm just waiting for the "Ah ha! Gotcha :russ:"

:yeshrug:

I been posting on sohh for too long and whenever someone comes out (no pun intended) with some revealing personal info about themselves, its automatically taken as a troll attempt.

You avoided my question. How did you come to the conclusion that you're gay? You never been with a man so have u been thumbing your ass to gay porn.

:comeon:

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I'm just waiting for the "Ah ha! Gotcha :russ:"

:yeshrug:

I been posting on sohh for too long and whenever someone comes out (no pun intended) with some revealing personal info about themselves, its automatically taken as a troll attempt.

You avoided my question. How did you come to the conclusion that you're gay? You never been with a man so have u been thumbing your ass to gay porn.

okay... you remind me of my brother and my father when i told them.

i'll tell you how i know.

i've had tons of crushes on guys ever since i was a kid. none for women.

i've actually had dreams of naked guys and gay sex.

as a kid, i used to masturbate to both guys and girls. when i was 12, i was jerking off to a video game magazine ad involving a bunch of guys in speedos and then i realized that (masturbating to guys, having crushes on guys and etc=gay), at that point, i decided to focus my feelings on women as a means of making myself 100% hetero. yeah, i was able to jerk off to women for a period but my feelings for guys didn't cease at all. i was trying to get rid of those feelings and they came back hard. i still had crushes on guys even when i was masturbating to women. it soon became me basically convincing myself that i was straight where i would tell myself that i was straight while trying to get rid of those unwanted thoughts and feelings.

i had plenty of opportunities to date or have sex with women but i wasn't interested in them. they just didn't do it for me.

what ended up happening was me getting uncomfortable around other gay dudes thinking they would catch on to my insecurity and move on it. i pretty much have registered on some dudes gaydars and yeah, it takes one to know one.

if i didn't deal with it, someone else would have made me dealt with it. i would rather be in control of my situation than for it to be used against me. so yeah, i'm coming out as an openly gay guy.

eat your heart out.
 

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The sad thing is... You still wont be able to get that butt-p*ssy... You'll still die a virgin...
 

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He spit on a random's b*tch's face coming off the bus stop then ran.
What kinda nicca does that? A gay nicca. Shouldn't be a shock to you at all.

It's bad enough some nicca's don't respect women at all, it's sometimes two-times worse if the nicca gay.

No offense pazzy, just saying.


dre, i actually lied about that one. that incident never happened. i just made that story up on a bad day. there's some things that i lied about on sohh that i'll reveal about. :mindblown: yeah, i know but majority of the things such as me being a virgin, unemployed, living at home with my parents and 95% of the sh!t i've said is true. that one about me spitting on some broad on the bus then running off was a lie. :yayo:
 

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The sad thing is... You still wont be able to get that butt-p*ssy... You'll still die a virgin...

it's anus, not assp*ssy. f*ck that.

and i'm cool with dying without p*ssy.

you gotta understand, i'm beyond that.
 

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dre, i actually lied about that one. that incident never happened. i just made that story up on a bad day. there's some things that i lied about on sohh that i'll reveal about. :mindblown: yeah, i know but majority of the things such as me being a virgin, unemployed, living at home with my parents and 95% of the sh!t i've said is true. that one about me spitting on some broad on the bus then running off was a lie. :yayo:

lol that shyt was funny tho.
 
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