it finally happened. i finally got laid. i'm no longer a virgin.

[OPTiMO]

yeah that faggy phrase makes me believe he's a fukking

dude went way back with that shyt

 

[verbalkint]

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

okay... so i'll spill the beans behind the story.

some of you guys are a lot smarter than you think.

the truth of the matter is i'm still a virgin. i never got laid yet BUT haha... i promised to spill some beans and that sh!t is really going to stink but

if you hate me now, you're probably going to hate me even more because

I'M GAY!!!

i'm coming out and admitting it. i'm not entirely out yet but i'm developing the courage to come out. now it's a long story and yeah, i really don't want to waste anytime telling you guys. no, i haven't dated any guys or have a boyfriend. nor did i get molested or get sexually abused. i'm not confused either. I AM GAY.

but but but.... pazzy you can't be gay. is it because you gave up on searching for p*ssy where you've turned to guys. the truth of the matter is i've always been this way, it's that i've just now accepted it. i knew that i was probably gay when i was 12, i jumped in the closet fighting those feelings, trying to convince myself that i was straight and turns out, i wasn't. i even tried to pass as frank ocean BUT naw... my feelings said that i'm all for dating guys.

this may sound like a ploy for attention and etc BUT i just figured that since i've dealt with most of you for a decade and some change, i come clean about that aspect of myself to you guys. so no more asking me about "did you get p*ssy yet?" because i don't want any p*ssy. if you want to give me hell over it, go ahead. i can take a hit or two, i don't give a f*ck.

you can call me all the names in the book. i'm NOT going anywhere.

and i'm NOT trolling or making this sh!t up either. 1.


oh yeah, i wanna thank god tua and cleansing for standing up to you guys.

i know this forum is very homophobic and i feel that as my duty as a gay man is to set the record straight with a lot of the ignorance towards homosexuals. i'm NOT about to flirt or hit on all the guys on here. i'm the same pazzy as i was in this thread. don't come at me different.

 

[Soundwave]

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Troll game is reaching a true low.

There's not enough anger in these posts for it to be the true Topaz. Also, they lack the random haymakers that would stun even the most veteran of posters. Topaz used to force a number of old heads to lean back.

 

[OPTiMO]

go to church tho breh, you need saving



and some new phrases




"spill the beans"?!?!

 

[Bud Bundy]

cousins dont count

fukk you talking about that shyt is worth extra just because of the taboo associated with family. I say cousins are 2 points while your sister is worth like 5 points.

got to be special kind of p*ssy if your willing to break a taboo.

 

[Sierra Mist]

This is the site that loves to accuse everyone of being other people from other sites and then when someone actually is someone from the old site and says he is people say it isn't.

 

[Soundwave]

fukk you talking about that shyt is worth extra just because of the taboo associated with family. I say cousins are 2 points while your sister is worth like 5 points.

got to be special kind of p*ssy if your willing to break a taboo.

 

[TYBG]

Why does this fukkin tranny always have to bring herself up in every thread

 

[Canada Goose]

This nikka posted a James Brown song




EDIT: and hes Gay too?

you can't make this stuff up

What a thread

 

[Pazzy]

This is the site that loves to accuse everyone of being other people from other sites and then when someone actually is someone from the old site and says he is people say it isn't.

i know right. these guys have the nerve to say that it's not me yet i put my blog up saying the same sh!t i'm telling you guys now.

how dudes going to tell me how i'm supposed to be me. WTF?

 

[OPTiMO]

so u got fukkd in the ass my dude?

 

[OPTiMO]

This is the site that loves to accuse everyone of being other people from other sites and then when someone actually is someone from the old site and says he is people say it isn't.

you scream attention bruh

you a good poster, but u scream for attention

 

[Xtraz2]