I just lost my virginity to some random hooker in Tijuana. What tf did I do?

[PCHMalibu]

Breh no deets on how she looked or it the p*ssy was hitting right...smh

 

[Payroll]

You a man now.

 

[Cat piss martini]

good news is that dry cough wont be covid.
bad news is that dry cough wont be covid.

 

[Redwing80]

nikka said he paid 120 to lose his virginity

 

[TallMan_J]

Smh, at some point, I had to travel from SD to TJ twice a week. It took me five minutes to get into Mexico, and at least two hours to leave

Man...that shyt is ridiculous. To be such a large port of entry, it moves so slowly. My wife is from Ciudad Juarez. When we would cross there, the longest that it would take to get back into El Paso was two hours tops.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

You a man now.

if he ain't get it off the strength of himself he's not yet a man.

 

[Tres Leches]

$120 in mexico?

 

[Jahbarri]

Right across the street from Hong Kong. For $120. I said everything but actual sex cause I'm virgin but I guess she didn't understood and she just slid it in. I felt confused the whole time but I just went through it anyway. She was super kind afterwards when I was having major regrets and said that she was also raised Christian and she tells her mother that shes a waitress (She spoke ok-ish English). I got her Whatsapp also. I don't know if I'll get super post nut clarity in the morning


Life is strange breh

EDIT: Yes, I used a condom. She's the one who provided it to me.

UPDATE: Another L; I left my car keys somewhere in Tijuana and I need a locksmith to get it replaced. This is a week after I got pickpocted for the second time in Downtown San Diego. This past year had been a barrage of L's. The only silver lining to this is that I parked my car in the US side at a cheap parking lot

Your lucky your alive breh cross border to partake in soliciting a prostitute whilist being a virgin brehs.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Right across the street from Hong Kong. For $120. I said everything but actual sex cause I'm virgin but I guess she didn't understood and she just slid it in. I felt confused the whole time but I just went through it anyway. She was super kind afterwards when I was having major regrets and said that she was also raised Christian and she tells her mother that shes a waitress (She spoke ok-ish English). I got her Whatsapp also. I don't know if I'll get super post nut clarity in the morning


Life is strange breh

EDIT: Yes, I used a condom. She's the one who provided it to me.

UPDATE: Another L; I left my car keys somewhere in Tijuana and I need a locksmith to get it replaced. This is a week after I got pickpocted for the second time in Downtown San Diego. This past year had been a barrage of L's. The only silver lining to this is that I parked my car in the US side at a cheap parking lot

But you said it was a family trip...they let you roam Zona Norte dolo?

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

I hate that I know this, but 120!!! 40 american dollars 60 if you can record...They charge you wayyy to much. Why not just go into Hong Kong? The strippers don't even strip, they just offer you beer and ass lol. fukking Hong Kong is connected to a hotel lol

$120 is damn near American prices on this side of the border.....in the grand scheme it ain't much if breh got multiple nuts.

Now if he only got one nut for $120.....

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

She was fukking a donkey not long before that, quiet as kept

 

[Deus]

Are you sure you didn't lose your virginity to a treh?

 

[Hoodoo Child]

 

[Kurt off them percs]

$120 in mexico?

Yea that's kind of expensive

 

[Krisrunner2049]

if he ain't get it off the strength of himself he's not yet a man.

Still smashed
I knew it was gonna go down breh @JadeB, I know a kid down at Camp Pendleton that rushed down there to do the same thing