I just lost my virginity to some random hooker in Tijuana. What tf did I do?

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Exactly what were you trying to pay her $120 for if it wasnt for sex? :dwillhuh:

And bruh 1st off, you got ripped off unless the bytch looked like Salma Hayak. 2nd, you seem kinda awkward, you need to find a way to practice before you meet a chick you really like and she realize you dont know what the hell you doing and then that shyt gets awkward at the wrong time.
 

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So many holes in your story.
Didnt google the price correctly my guy, 120 gets you laid grimey style in the US so you def overshot. 10 minuite research bra. U Didnt mention her putting a condom on you which she definitely would have. Speak on it man.
I didn't knew haggling was acceptable in Mexico since with prostitutes in the US, haggling is considered highly-disrespectful from what I heard.
Did she at least look good?

Would have gotten me the top of the line if I'm paying $120.. idc if I'm a foreigner fukk that shyt.
I wore a condom
 
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@JadeB You and I were in Tijuana at the exact same time then. It was only for a few hours.
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I was in Rosarito with my wife and family though, and not down there being a degenerate.
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Four fukking hours in the line to get back into the country.
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Smh, at some point, I had to travel from SD to TJ twice a week. It took me five minutes to get into Mexico, and at least two hours to leave :francis:
 

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I really hope you’re trolling.

If not, get tested and realize HIV can take weeks to months to appear. God bless
I'm not and I was strapped up
Damn so you drove from cali to mexico in search of p*ssy.

Have you tried Tinder?
My sexual journey is well documented in the Coli. I made a lot of threads and comments lamenting a lot of my sex and romantic life and my lack of sucess on Tinder is one of that. Funny enough, when I first downloaded Tinder in 2018 I was getting 3-8 matches per month that practically nowhere because I lack social skills but now I get none at all. Like the last match I had was February when they were just opening up things in California. I'm having a hard time in that regard.
 
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Right across the street from Hong Kong. For $120. I said everything but actual sex cause I'm virgin but I guess she didn't understood and she just slid it in. I felt confused the whole time but I just went through it anyway. She was super kind afterwards when I was having major regrets and said that she was also raised Christian and she tells her mother that shes a waitress (She spoke ok-ish English). I got her Whatsapp also. I don't know if I'll get super post nut clarity in the morning


Life is strange breh

EDIT: Yes, I used a condom. She's the one who provided it to me.

UPDATE: Another L; I left my car keys somewhere in Tijuana and I need a locksmith to get it replaced:snoop:. This is a week after I got pickpocted for the second time in Downtown San Diego. This past year had been a barrage of L's. The only silver lining to this is that I parked my car in the US side at a cheap parking lot

Wow you got her whatsapp...See if she wants to get married
 

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Right across the street from Hong Kong. For $120. I said everything but actual sex cause I'm virgin but I guess she didn't understood and she just slid it in. I felt confused the whole time but I just went through it anyway. She was super kind afterwards when I was having major regrets and said that she was also raised Christian and she tells her mother that shes a waitress (She spoke ok-ish English). I got her Whatsapp also. I don't know if I'll get super post nut clarity in the morning


Life is strange breh

EDIT: Yes, I used a condom. She's the one who provided it to me.

UPDATE: Another L; I left my car keys somewhere in Tijuana and I need a locksmith to get it replaced:snoop:. This is a week after I got pickpocted for the second time in Downtown San Diego. This past year had been a barrage of L's. The only silver lining to this is that I parked my car in the US side at a cheap parking lot
Embrace HPV
 

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Smh, at some point, I had to travel from SD to TJ twice a week. It took me five minutes to get into Mexico, and at least two hours to leave :francis:

:mjlol: Facts.

I don’t know how it is now, but I just walked through this little revolving gate connected to the long ass parking lot in San Yasidro, threw the Federalis a head nod and I was good.

But that line getting back was crucial. :wow:
 
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