I just lost my virginity to some random hooker in Tijuana. What tf did I do?

[JadeB]

No way you were strapped up, you ain’t paying $120 to get head like that

I never had head to begin so

 

[karim]

Those are the gringo prices.

They aren’t charging locals that much, $120 is basically half their month’s rent.

Well, OP is a gringo so he seems to have paid the right price

 

[EBK String]

I have to get off this site too many weirdos.

 

[karim]

I have to get off this site too many weirdos.

Pot kettle, you know the rest breh

 

[TallMan_J]

I think I may had saw you if you were that one Black family eating at the little taco shop called Los Panchos at Avenida Revolucion

Nah, breh. We didn't eat there. Is that place good though?

 

[JadeB]

B

Bruh wanted to lose his virginity in a way teenage girls dream about losing theirs.

But be honest? Was it better than pumpkin pie? Or you ain't never had no pumpkin pie

Better than pumpkin and apple pie

 

[JadeB]

But you said it was a family trip...they let you roam Zona Norte dolo?

The first time was a family trip. This time I was dolo.

 

[JadeB]

Nah, breh. We didn't eat there. Is that place good though?

The tacos were yums

 

[QU Hectic]

good news is that dry cough wont be covid.
bad news is that dry cough wont be covid.

 

[Blackrogue]

B

Better than pumpkin and apple pie

Its weird but it's a vibe. Don't worry about the ifs and buts of sex. Just be free. It's a language. Like a lot will be said good or bad. Just get your experiences in and you'll have a better understanding of it down the line. But immerse yourself

 

[Unolove]

Lost mine to a stripper in Japan it’s nikkas that have kids by escorts

 

[Wiseborn]

Lost mine to a stripper in Japan it’s nikkas that have kids by escorts

How the fukk did that happen?

 

[Elim Garak]

Congrats. See it ain’t everything ppl make it out to be. Maybe next it’ll be with someone you’re emotionally invested in. Bless.

Wait until he doesn't use a condom then he will no longer be a virgin.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

How down bad you gotta be to lose your virginity to a Mexican hooker

 

[skyrunner1]

Hopefully this was just teh beginning and he aint look back