I'm a white Haitian and look Hispanic so I get shyt from all sides.
First girlfriend was black, her entire family (aunts, uncles, grandparents) loved me, except for her older sister. She was a reformed slut and a newly born again christian and kept telling her sister to find a good black boy in church. Had a little falling out with her aunt though when she caught me starring at the cousins ass during a bbq. The ass was fat though
Colombian chick, moms was cool, pops gave me the cold shoulder.
Of all the Rican parents I've met over time, they generally liked me but I always, and I mean ALWAYS get into this convo
Rican Parents = You don't speak spanish ??
Me = No, but I can speak and understand a little bit
RP = So where you from then ?
Me = I'm Haitian
RP = Asian ?!?!

Me =

NO, HAITIAN, HAITIANO, from Haiti
RP =

Oh Haiti !

You no Haitian, Haitians are black, dark as night. (I was actually told this once)
Me = No there are light skinned Haitians, I like to call myself the last of a dying breed

RP =

ta bien

Me =
