In college when I was at A&T.... there was this one chick that to this day I dont acknowledge smashing.
Like I remember this shyt vividly cuz me and my brehs still laugh at this to this day.
But this was a time when the Dreamcast was popping and it was a boring Wed night on the yard, I'm in my room on my bed playing NBA 2k when my dormmate from across the hall came into my room and was like
Homey - Cuz, I got this freak in my room and she ready to fukk!
But I aint got no rubbers!
Can I get one?
Me (pauses the game and looks at my g) - My dude, you fukking with my stash now what that gotta do with me?
Homey - Come on my G, just one aint gonna hurt you
Me - Well I'll tell you what
, if she a freak like that. I gotta smash too. See if she down to let me hit first and I will let you get a rubber.
(Mind you I aint even seen what this chick looks like, I was just down for the fukkery)
4 mins later my dude knocks on my door like
Homey - Yes she said you can smash, but she gotta see if you cute first
So I proceed to go to his room like
cuz I parlayed myself into some impromptu p*ssy and the lights was off in his room. She like
THOT - Cut the lights on
And when I did, my expressions went from
But I was already in there and she was like "Damn you cute, take your pants off"
I proceed to cut the lights off and then go over and smash her, then when I head back to my room with my G who was still in my room playing 2K
Me - She's all yours
I'm walking to the showers feeling and looking like
(why did I do that shyt)
She ended up fukking like 3 or 4 guys on our hall that night, cuz my homeys roommate came in when he was finally about to fukk and him and his boys all rain a train on her
We was some Animals in Scott A at A&T
She was this big dark skinned chick like Grace Jones from UNCG that looked that had these HUMONGOUS ass titties, chick looked like a nose tackle
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