Breh you know I got them public transport stories right
You know how we got double deckers in the UK, so I'm sitting upstairs and them 2 PAWGs come up and must be thinking "look at that breh sitting all the way at the back like a G
"
They sit right in front of me and one of them is obviously feeling me. She proceeds to face me and lift her top all the way up until I can her chest floaters and uses a dumb excuse to her friend like "do I have something on my upper back?
"
At this point a breh is like
(remember I'm still a young 16 yo goon) and gives her the
face of recognition. Them melons were big
But I just froze and didn't say shyt
A few minutes later this simp fakkit sitting on the other side of the bus tried to jump at the opportunity and asked her if she had credit (phone minutes)
That nikka obviously didn't have them looks she just ignored him. I gave him the :mjkkk:
The next time I saw her on the bus she gave me the dirtiest demonic look