bytching out when you have the perfect opportunity to bag a girl UNAPPRECIATION

[Dooby]

I really try to avoid messing with girls I HAVE to see, like a classmate, or a coworker. I've had experiences where things went sour and having to be around them was not fun at all. Not fun one bit.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

LOL I thought you were from here too but then you mentioned snow and I was thinking you moved to the states or something because we just have rainstorms all over the country right now.

shorty was welll buff yeah innit?

she was real sporty innit

plenty man dem wan beat it yagetme?

she's well proper innit?

 

[DaRealness]

shorty was welll buff yeah innit?

she was real sporty innit

plenty man dem wan beat it yagetme?

she's well proper innit?

At least your impersonation is a lot more on point than that 'Sam Peel' troll lol.

 

[Grams]

At least your impersonation is a lot more on point than that 'Sam Peel' troll lol.

When he said "ping" instead of peng then claimed his E button was broken I knew he was status

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

At least your impersonation is a lot more on point than that 'Sam Peel' troll lol.

ya blud

im real bad man you get me?

I got the food ya and now I'm on my grind.

rude bwoi doing propa ting fam.

ay blud, obviously if you need some food blud just hit my phone yea?

you know what ends I'm from.. bare bad man out dere blud you get me... I keeps it real.

innit

 

[Premeditated]

@Grams = Top 5 poster

 

[Grams]

@Grams = Top 5 poster

 

[DaRealness]

When he said "ping" instead of peng then claimed his E button was broken I knew he was status

For me the dead giveaway was when he said "peas". That confirmed to me he was just a yankee bwoy taking the piss and not a true UK native.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

For me the dead giveaway was when he said "peas". That confirmed to me he was just a yankee bwoy taking the piss and not a true UK native.

lol yall do say P's tho? what's the problem?

 

[Big Blue]

I ain't no Tariq, but school is the easiest way to bag a chick. There are limitless ways in that environment to start a converstaion without looking like a creep.

 

[DaRealness]

lol yall do say P's tho? what's the problem?

Exactly, "P's".

No one over here would ever spell it out as "peas" as in "peas and carrots". If he did that shyt on an urban UK forum he'd get roasted to Bolivia.

 

[Ikwa]

Happens to me all the time
I remember once a fine brehette walked by me at the train station and gave me a look
so I'm all like "I got this"
I turn around and see the girl keeps walking down the platform
at this point I'm over-thinking myself on some :holdup2:
if she wanted me to approach she would have stood somewhere near by
during the train ride i'm thinking I f'd up
tried to guess which stop she'd get off at and catch her then it didn't work

 

[Premeditated]

there are very few who have a way of words like you.

The Storytelling

Your descriptions

The way you incorporate smilies and gifs into your post

Your vivid descriptions of scenereo

You have it all.


One more thing, you are not ugly. That bish should have made it her duty to get at you.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

there are very few who have a way of words like you.

The Storytelling

Your descriptions

The way you incorporate smilies and gifs into your post

Your vivid descriptions of scenereo

You have it all.


One more thing, you are not ugly. That bish should have made it her duty to get at you.

this nikka going hard @Grams your butthole might be jeopardy

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Happens to me all the time
I remember once a fine brehette walked by me at the train station and gave me a look
so I'm all like "I got this"
I turn around and see the girl keeps walking down the platform
at this point I'm over-thinking myself on some :holdup2:
if she wanted me to approach she would have stood somewhere near by
during the train ride i'm thinking I f'd up
tried to guess which stop she'd get off at and catch her then it didn't work

with shyt like that you gotta act fast... usually once her back is to you it's pretty much over by then