Black Uncles at the cookout: Abandon all chill ye who enter here

[BlackAchilles]

My drunk uncle Benny (RIP )
Had my former gf shook at a cookout once
Like 5 years, we was at a cookout and he had too many brews, and he went on a long ass rant about gays (he kept saying fa**ot) and my chick was clearly uncomfortable... She was asking to leave and shyt and she thought he would turn violent...
But I wasnt leaving cuz nobody cut the bread pudding yet

I told her she need to chill, this how black families talk (she was Belizian)

I'm surprised cause family gatherings in Latin American cultures are a hotbed of fukkery as well

 

[BlackAchilles]

My drunk uncle Benny (RIP )
Had my former gf shook at a cookout once
Like 5 years, we was at a cookout and he had too many brews, and he went on a long ass rant about gays (he kept saying fa**ot) and my chick was clearly uncomfortable... She was asking to leave and shyt and she thought he would turn violent...
But I wasnt leaving cuz nobody cut the bread pudding yet

I told her she need to chill, this how black families talk (she was Belizian)

I'm surprised cause family gatherings in Latin American cultures are a hotbed of fukkery as well

 

[@OffHalsted]

Chicago exclusive: Old uncle who swears he was right hand man to either Larry Hoover or Jeff Fort.

yup..yupGet ready for these 80s/90s war stories

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Chicago exclusive: Old uncle who swears he was right hand man to either Larry Hoover or Jeff Fort.

One of of uncles had a cookout, and one of his neighbors from up the street came with her little family. Her man kept referring to all the younger dudes as "Lord". We all knew what he was doing, we just brushed it off cuz we too old for all that. We just amongst ourselves. He and his girl started to get into it cuz he fixed his son a plate, and he didn't want the greens. One of my other uncles was like "Chill man, bring that down a notch, ain't no need for all that." Dude was like "Chill Lord, this ain't got nothing to do with you. My uncle was like "You damn right this got something to do with me, this my brother's house, and I ain't gone have you disrespecting his home. And what's up with all that Lord shyt, we gangstas over here!" and threw up the forks. Me, my brother and my cousins roared. My grandma was like "Y'all better get your uncle ."

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I have all except gay uncle. But where is ex military and free Mason uncles at

I got uncles that are both.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

My mom got into a huge argument with my uncle yesterday (pissed off/inappropriate) and they're not on speaking terms again


I'm laughing about it because I love my uncle but he always pop off during the holidays

When that uncle show up it's a mix of and cuz he cool af but you KNOW he's gonna set it off eventually.

 

[1 other person]

When that uncle show up it's a mix of and cuz he cool af but you KNOW he's gonna set it off eventually.

That moment when the two uncles related by marriage and don't like each other meet up. And everybody sitting in their sets just waiting....

 

[( ິΦᆺΦ)ິ°˚(✿ *҉ manko｡✧)]

my uncle stay with a two and a possible

he always have the nerve to say somebody reneged

I wanna play spades now

none of my friends give a fukk about spades and I'm not cocky enough to play at family events

 

[Clayton Endicott]

They missing Institutionalized/ Fresh Out Uncle and Drunk Uncle

My dad's surviving brothers

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

nikkas try so hard on the net

Wack ass shyt

 

[Clayton Endicott]

How about that uncle that held down a good union job for a long time and think the other uncles aint shyt

That might be me in about ten years

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I got every one of these in my family

Some are cousins tho. Pops is definitely pissed of uncle. I'm a mix of fat uncle and weed head uncle

 

[newworldafro]

How about that uncle that held down a good union job for a long time and think the other uncles aint shyt

 

[Ooh Marty]

How about that uncle that held down a good union job for a long time and think the other uncles aint shyt

That's one of my favorite uncles

He was actually the ex drug dealer started from the bottom uncle :mlaff:

 

[Clayton Endicott]

That man's fate was sealed when the Middle East went nuclear and voters turned to Uncle Ronnie for help

I was just watching The 80's on CNN last night. I didn't realize cuz I was a kid then, and despite being in Michigan, my parents were lucky enough to avoid the economic fukkery, but that was a fukked up decade.