Black Uncles at the cookout: Abandon all chill ye who enter here

[newworldafro]

Where is Regular, Church Going, and/or Former Military Uncle....sometimes its all 3 combined in one or at least 2 of those

 

[BlackAchilles]

Where is Regular, Church Going, and/or Former Military Uncle....sometimes its all 3 combined in one or at least 2 of those

Sounds like Deacon Uncle

 

[Ooh Marty]

Where is Regular, Church Going, and/or Former Military Uncle....sometimes its all 3 combined in one or at least 2 of those

I got a few former navy and military uncles

And I don't have a regular family member

 

[cdc]

The fix-it man, white-trash uncle. Lives next door in the house he inherited form his parents who bought it 50 years ago in the burbs before the neighborhood transitioned. Moved back home aunty with two kids calls him when the water heater needs replaced or the brakes on her car sound scratchy, and he misinterprets that as flirting. Brings his own beer, gets drunk, contaminates the food by grabbing it with his hands and hits on the moved back home aunty. Crack head uncle uses the opportunity to steal power tools from fix-it man's shed and truck before pissed-off uncle fights with him.

 

[BiggWebb79]

got a mixture of these in my family, except the gay uncle.

 

[William F. Russell]

They should've never given y'all nikkas social media

 

[BujuBoombastic]

Bachelor island uncle, inappropriate uncle, and bougie uncle I have in my family.

 

[Colicat]

I got the fat uncle

and a mix of bachelor /Started from the bottom uncle... Except he's big bellied, an Alpha and rocks a semi wet jerry curl...

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Thought Young Thug would be the DL Uncle.

Guwop should had been the drug dealing uncle

 

[AintNoCrampInYaMouthTho]

I have all except gay uncle. But where is ex military and free Mason uncles at

 

[Jaz]

I have the 2 cool azz uncles
An azz hole uncle
The UNCLE who nobody wants to play spades with as a partner because he's always underbidding and then the game has to be broken up !

Then there's my favorite uncle that if you even walk around his smoker or grill, you're getting cussed out !

 

[Mr Rager]

Fat uncle

Started from the bottom uncle

 

[New Username]

I have the 2 cool azz uncles
An azz hole uncle
The UNCLE who nobody wants to play spades with as a partner because he's always underbidding and then the game has to be broken up !

Then there's my favorite uncle that if you even walk around his smoker or grill, you're getting cussed out !

my uncle stay with a two and a possible

he always have the nerve to say somebody reneged

I wanna play spades now

 

[Black]

Where the "fukk boy" uncle?

 

[1 other person]

They don't even make the Dodge Magnum anymore. And you forgot the ex military uncle