Black Uncles at the cookout: Abandon all chill ye who enter here

[LezJepzin]

My mom got into a huge argument with my uncle yesterday (pissed off/inappropriate) and they're not on speaking terms again


I'm laughing about it because I love my uncle but he always pop off during the holidays

 

[Blackout]

Im close to the Hotep uncle but more refined.

Im surprised they didnt mention the drunk uncle. Dude is always drunk or drinking. A beer is always close to his hand.

 

[Kliq_Souf]

They missing Institutionalized/ Fresh Out Uncle and Drunk Uncle

 

[Mac Brown]

I'm bachelor uncle!!

 

[1 other person]

Show up and leave uncle. At the cookout for 15 min just to show his face and bounce

 

[86\*/98]

Thank God none of my uncles are stereotypes

And I know everyone listed.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Im close to the Hotep uncle but more refined.

Im surprised they didnt mention the drunk uncle. Dude is always drunk or drinking. A beer is always close to his hand.

True, but you figure there's no way in hell Inappropriate Uncle is stil sober at sundown

 

[puppetmaster]

Former Athlete Unc with the bad back/knees who thinks he's still got it needs to be on there.

 

[Anahita]

What about Time Warp uncle? You know the one whose house is filled with that '80s Prince Akheem furniture, still has a Jherri curl, and yells out "Y'all don't know nothin' bout this here!" whenever a pre-1990 song gets played?

 

[Blackout]

True, but you figure there's no way in hell Inappropriate Uncle is stil sober at sundown

Drunk uncle is usually too drunk to be inappropriate. He is either 100% chill or !00% hyped.

He is usually the one starting drama and getting emotional during arguments.

 

[1 other person]

How about that uncle that held down a good union job for a long time and think the other uncles aint shyt

 

[BlackAchilles]

How about that uncle that held down a good union job for a long time and think the other uncles aint shyt

That man's fate was sealed when the Middle East went nuclear and voters turned to Uncle Ronnie for help

 

[New Username]

They forgot the dancing uncle

The "Whatchu young boys know about _____" uncle

 

[1 other person]

That man's fate was sealed when the Middle East went nuclear and voters turned to Uncle Ronnie for help

That's the uncle that sits around and always says, "These young boys now don't want to work".

 

[Kliq_Souf]

My drunk uncle Benny (RIP )
Had my former gf shook at a cookout once
Like 5 years, we was at a cookout and he had too many brews, and he went on a long ass rant about gays (he kept saying fa**ot) and my chick was clearly uncomfortable... She was asking to leave and shyt and she thought he would turn violent...
But I wasnt leaving cuz nobody cut the bread pudding yet

I told her she need to chill, this how black families talk (she was Belizian)