Black Uncles at the cookout: Abandon all chill ye who enter here

[BlackAchilles]

The one looking at every helping of ass & titties and hugs the women too damn long. Liquor can be smelled on his breath, and askes 'who is yo momma & daddy?' while sipping from his cup like

"Bustin Loose" by Chuck Brown comes on the playlist

Awwwww Sheeeeeit, watch out now!

Attempts the "Harlem Shake", falls over and busts self

... I'm good y'all

 

[CACarot]

This is pretty forced, lame and corny

 

[DrexlersFade]

 

[Ooh Marty]

I got the Crack head uncle, the angry uncle , the started from the bottom uncle, 3 drug dealer uncles , the pervert uncle

 

[Milk N Cookies]

This is pretty forced, lame and corny

U mad cause u wasn't invited to the cookout?

 

[Ooh Marty]

corny

This is pretty forced, lame and corny

Yall either cacs or white washed af if u can't relate to this

 

[King Poetic]

Everyone in my family

 

[Ooh Marty]

The one looking at every helping of ass & titties and hugs the women too damn long. Liquor can be smelled on his breath, and askes 'who is yo momma & daddy?' while sipping from his cup like

Can also be an Auntie or Cousin. Your momma always makes you make their plate as she watches what & how much you give.

Squeeze u extra hard and tell u "u so pretty like ya mama " (uncle from my dad side )

 

[El Poyo Loco]

I'm part

Fat Uncle
Weed head Uncle
Bachelor Uncle
Pissed Off Uncle

 

[Vonte3000]

Thank God none of my uncles are stereotypes

 

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This is pretty forced, lame and corny

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[Milk N Cookies]

Squeeze u extra hard and tell u "u so pretty like ya mama " (uncle from my dad side )

They give that extra pervy 'Mmhhmph' when they hug you as you push away from them. shyt, I got a good number of the listed. Not all uncles, some are cousins & some are aunties... But damn is this list accurate as hell.

 

[TEH]

Welp I'm bougie uncle mostly ... but I have mostly Deacon, Pissed Off, Started from the Bottom and Crack Head Uncles myself.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Ladies steer clear of all of the above if you are related by association. Meaning if you call folks uncles and they just to play uncle cause your best friend is their blood neice, be careful when they ask you to get them a drink from the cooler or to bring another plate. They are watching your every move.

 

[Auger]

Yall either cacs or white washed af if u can't relate to this

oh I can relate, it's just corny