Black Uncles at the cookout: Abandon all chill ye who enter here

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You always got the oldest one who was like a second mother to the others. She's always trying to run the show even at someone else's house. She can also be meaner than grandma herself
this is my mother :dead:

how about the young aunty who be fresh to death, looking like she came fresh out the runway
 

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The auntie who everyone goes to when they in a crunch. They need money, tools (from her husband), a car(cause her family has like 4 ), some food cooked for a event....

The auntie who got like 4 kids & they all bad as fukk. And they be dirty too.

The cool young auntie that all the kids love to be around.

The mean auntie nobody like.
 

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That auntie that be shushing you when in public or around uppity muthafukkas. I stay acting ignant when I go out to dinner and she's there.

The party goer at 50 something ass shots but maintains her ass in the gym auntie who will dance any youngin to the grave.
 
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I was definitely bachelor uncle. One of my nieces that lives overseas pulled me to side one cookout and was like damn uncle every time i see you you got another woman. Why you bring them around if you aint gonna keep them..:francis::ohhh:
 

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The auntie who everyone goes to when they in a crunch. They need money, tools (from her husband), a car(cause her family has like 4 ), some food cooked for a event....

The auntie who got like 4 kids & they all bad as fukk. And they be dirty too.

The cool young auntie that all the kids love to be around.

The mean auntie nobody like.
Luckily I had the auntie who always gave money away to the kids when they visit :lolbron:
 

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The hard druggie aunt
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