Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

[Mic-Nificent]

So batman didnt have the lethal options first?


Batman man didnt water them down so he wouldnt kill the squad?

Batman doesnt have a stash of dat green rock in like 100 different ways?

Notice I didnt use the frank miller fight since superman was half way drain

Batman has one small green Kryptonite chunk.

And I already said in an earlier post that Batman has a strict no kill rule so most of his plans are non lethal. That's why that shyt typically amounts to him hitting Supes a few times then running away.


To be clear, i'm not saying Batman has never gotten the best of Superman, but people are in here fronting like Batman stays whipping Superman's ass like it aint no thang. Posting cropped scans of fights out of context.

Be like me post this:

And not mentioning the fact that when Superman did that to Batman he was being mind controlled by Max Lord.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

Superman vs Batman: Top 10 Reasons Superman Wins! - YouTube

I agree with this guy......

I wish I had seen this before I posted virtually the same arguments in this thread.

 

[Just like bruddas]

Batman has one small green Kryptonite chunk.

And I already said in an earlier post that Batman has a strict no kill rule so most of his plans are non lethal. That's why that shyt typically amounts to him hitting Supes a few times then running away.


To be clear, i'm not saying Batman has never gotten the best of Superman, but people are in here fronting like Batman stays whipping Superman's ass like it aint no thang. Posting cropped scans of fights out of context.

Be like me post this:

And not mentioning the fact that when Superman did that to Batman he was being mind controlled by Max Lord.

Just one small piece

He was able to put the beats on batmans but come on how many times batmans let superman slide?

 

[Monoblock]

One of many examples. Watch the whole thing

 

[Kartel13]

darkseid would have shattered that nikkas brain with a flick of his finger if the writers were being reality. his brain wouldve literally plopped out of his skull on some but no, they have some prolonged fight where batman is able to take a beating FROM A GOD and keeps getting back up to show how badass he is

and smh at his human olympic level ass being the only one to dodge darkseids omega beams

3 words, nicca

nomex survival suit

 

[TNC]

People act like Batman hasn't taken HUGE Ls as well.

For all his epic and amazing wins, he has been owned pretty severely plenty of times. No long term character ever escapes without having taken major Ls

 

[marcuz]

One of many examples. Watch the whole thing
Batman and Superman get acquainted - YouTube

i'dda beat batman ass for that

 

[Monoblock]

i'dda beat batman ass for that

You have to be more specific and for what exactly since Bats sonned him 4 times in that 2 minute clip.
-Tossing Supes across the room like a bytch
-Making him fall back again and stumble after pulling out the kryptonite
-Finding out his identity by planting that bug on him
-Taking his broad right underneath him while she tells him she gonna fukk Bruce tonight.

 

[Return of the Jedi]

^Damn Batman really is the GOAT *sheds a tear*

Ban all nonbelievers

 

[KiD WavE]

superman is a fukkin lame

bat gang

 

[Sierra Mist]

Wouldn't Superman then just fly of the planet for a week then and come back when the rays have subsided?

You realize the sun's radiation is more powerful in space than it is under the Earth's atmosphere, right?

 

[CurrencyChase]

this is a simple answer:

DC Comics is ass, you got gizzle over hear writing an essay about how Batman is equivalent to a chinese acrobat like that means anything against a god

In reality, the flash would murder bruce yet somehow he taking hits from gods..

 

[duncanthetall]

Lol batman nikkas are dumb. No shyt batman is cool n all, but Superman can straight heat laser this dude away from another country. He can turn all of Gotham into fukking ice or throw that shyt into deep space. You think the technology he has in the Fortress of Solitude doesn't shyt on the pathetic gadgets Bruce has access to?



In a real, non biased take, battle to the death, Batman lasts no longer than 4 seconds

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

In reality, the flash would murder bruce yet somehow he taking hits from gods..

If he used all his powers flash is impossible to defeat.

 

[Box Cutta]

I remember watching one of those justice league movies and dude is fighting villains with literal god-like powers with his damn fists

And this is the exact reason why he's the GOAT....

Willpower >>>>