Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

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Marvel > DC Bats fukking with other real superheros and gods always had me :comeon: Batman is dope when hes fighting dudes like bane and ra's al but him on justice league is :stopitslime:
 

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BATMAN CAN LIFT 1000 LBS :noah::win::obama::wow::youngsabo: :salute:

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Stupid ass nikkas mayne.
 

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Carné Asada;4243526 said:
Batman tossing Supes like that is :childplease: X 1000

It's not even a strength issue. It's the fact that he threw someone who can FLY. That'd be like someone saying they gonna drown Aquaman.
 

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dudes actually argue all the time who would win in a fight: batman vs someone who actually has powers. their argument is always 'how much prep time does he have?'. I remember watching one of those justice league movies and dude is fighting villains with literal god-like powers with his damn fists :what: batman is the most plot-shielded character of all time. dude should have died a million times. tbh he just seems out of place in the justice league. a regular man shouldn't be fighting intergalactic battles with gods :childplease:

fukk a prep time :pacspit:

fukk a batman :pacspit:

 
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I'm gonna break down every fight involving Batman and Darkseid.


Batman gets his ass handed to him by Darkseid.

Batman says or does something to extend his life briefly.

Superman ends up taking down Darkseid by himself.

That's how that shyt always plays out. Even in the footage from the cartoon people keep posting/mentioning that's how it happens.
 
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