Batman Is The Most Plot-Shielded Character Of All Time

[iamstr8fire]

Some of you guys are assuming batman is just SOME GUY physically...read below from a previous post

 

[iamstr8fire]

Another funny thing...

Most of Batman's "Wins" against Superman pretty much amount to him getting in a couple of shots then running for his life

He trains with Roger Mayweather

 

[iamstr8fire]

TEAM BAT GANG nikka

no shorts no losses

Damn breh I didn't know anything about any of these Batman crossovers.

Looks like I've got some catching up to do.


Thank you based @305DeadCounty

 

[Mr. Negative]

Batman is second to The Joker as far as plot shielding goes.

I don't know about post reboot, but there's a long list of people that would and will readily had Batman his ass.

He was only 7th or 8th in DC's most formidable human martial artists, a list that DC martial artists actually keep themselves.

The only people who take his "Unbeatableness" seriously are hack writers, hack writers who pander to ill knowledged fanboys and ill knowledged fanboys.... some who happen to be hack writers.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Wouldn't Superman then just fly of the planet for a week then and come back when the rays have subsided?

That's not part of the plot

 

[NormanConnors]

Some of you guys are assuming batman is just SOME GUY physically...read below from a previous post

Originally Posted by Ed MOTHERfukkING G
Breh...you ever read the CANON write up of his skills.
Abilities

Indomitable Will: Although he has no superhuman powers, Batman's unstoppable determination and strength of will make him an extremely formidable opponent. This makes him able to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain, and also allows him to resist telepathy or mind control. His willpower is strong enough to operate a*Green Lantern Ring*when necessary.

Intimidation: It is widely known that Batman has the ability to instill fear in others, even the people that know him best are intimidated by him. Even those who aren't afraid of the likes of Superman fear Batman. His ability to inspire great fear made him eligible for induction into the*Sinestro Corps, although he was able to fight off the*power ring's control.

Interrogation: Batman is adept in interrogation techniques, often using law enforcement methods as well as torture. Several methods seen include hanging a person over the edge of a building by one leg or chaining a person upside down and beating them. He usually just plain uses his frightening appearance to get answers. "Fear is an excellent motivator" he once said.

Peak Human Conditioning: Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, Batman represents the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever completed. Strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes and coordination are at peak human perfection. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He has mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction). Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.

Peak Human Strength: Batman regularly bench-presses at least 1000 lbs. during his exercise routine.

Peak Human Reflexes: Bruce's reflexes were honed to such a degree that he has caught one of*Green Arrow's arrows in mid flight when he tried to shoot him. *He has also been able to dodge point blank gunfire.

Peak Human Speed: He could run at speeds comparable to the finest competing athletes.

Peak Human Endurance: His endurance was comparable to that of the finest Olympic Decathlon participant.[citation needed]*His lung capacity was so great that he could hold his breath underwater for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.[244]*He can survive in the airless vacuum of space for exactly 27 seconds.[245]

Peak Human Agility: His agility was greater than that of a Chinese acrobat and an Olympic gold medalist gymnast.[citation needed]*His main phase of movement was Parkour which he learned in France and used that to scale the cities rooftops in an acrobatic manner.[citation needed]

Master Acrobat: He is proficient in gymnastics and acrobatics.

Master Martial Artist:*Bruce is well trained in multiple martial arts, he is known as the man who has mastered 127 forms of martial arts. His primary form of combat[citation needed]*is an idiosyncratic admixture of*Tae Kwon Do,*Judo,*Muay Thai,*Dragon Style Kung Fu,*Boxing,*Jujitsu,*Ninjitsu*and Capoiera.

Weapons Master:*Through his martial arts training, he has become an expert on all melee weapons. Wayne has displayed exceptional sword fighting capability and proficiency with knives, sticks and various other weapons. He practices during his combat sessions to keep his skills intact, but he prefers unarmed combat.Master of Stealth: His*Ninjutsu*training has made him a master at stealth and capable of breaching high security facilities without being detected.

Expert Marksman: Wayne is an expert marksman skilled. He is skilled with throwing projectile weapons, archery and firearms. He has been practicing such skills since the early days of his training and is almost on par with theGreen Arrow*in terms of accuracy.

Genius-Level Intellect: Batman is a brilliant, virtually peerless, detective, strategist, scientist, tactician, and commander; he is widely regarded as one of the keenest analytical minds on the planet. Given his lack of superpowers, he often uses cunning and planning to outwit his foes, rather than simply "out-fighting" them.

Polymath: He has studied Biology, Technology, Mathematics, Physics, Mythology, Geography, & History.[citation needed]*Gained degrees in Criminal Science, Forensic sciences, Computer Sciences, Chemistry and Engineering by the time he was 21. *He has mastered Diverse Environmental Training, Security Systems, and illusion/sleight of hand by the time he was 23. He gained even more degrees in Biology, Physics, Advanced Chemistry, and Technology by the time he was 25. *He had learned Forensic Sciences, Medical Sciences, Expanded Computer and Engineering Sciences, and Expanded Device Pool use of personal powered armor and system, database creation on underworld crime bosses, rogue's gallery foes and other supervillains; improved material sciences for body armor and micro-machinery by the time he was 26. Has also learned Advanced New Development in Forensic and Medical Sciences.

Master Detective: He is widely considered as the World's Greatest Detective, capable of observation, forensic investigation, and inductive and deductive reasoning of the highest caliber. Human intuition is an unlearnable trait and one of Batman's most effective tools. Given any mystery, he can arrive at the correct conclusions with a fraction of the data.

Multi-lingual: He is able to speak Spanish, French, Latin, German, Japanese, English, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Greek, Portuguese, Arabic, Sanskrit, Hindi, Thai and possibly more.

Master Tactician and Strategist: He commonly utilizes cunning tactics to outwit his foes. He is an excellent leader and at times commands the Justice League and the Outsiders, Batman is known as one of the greatest strategists and tacticians in the dc universe, and once even Aquaman stated the same.

Escapologist: He has been described as second only to*Mister Miracle*as an escape artist. He has been seen escaping from a Posey straitjacket in less than 52 seconds, and remarked afterwards that the time was way too slow for him.

Multi Vehicular Driving Skills: Bruce is proficient at driving many vehicles like cars, motor bikes, trucks and he is also skillful at driving jets, helicopters and auto boats and small ships.

Tracking: Trained in hunting techniques by African Bushmen (the Ghost Tribes of the Ten-eyed Brotherhood, among others).

Master of Disguise: Has mastered the art of disguise by the time he was 23. Has further learned Expanded Disguise techniques by the time he was 26. Batman has many aliases he uses to infiltrate the underworld or just to go undercover in public situations. His current aliases are: Matches Malone, Thomas Quigley, Ragman, Detective Hawke, Sir Hemingford Grey, Frank Dixon, Gordon Selkirk, and Mr. Fledermaus.

Ventriloquism: Batman is able to project his voice to sound as though it is coming from other places.

Expert Mechanic and Vehicular Driver: Proficient at combat driving. Has learned improved vehicle designs. Was trained and proficient in basic vehicles operations.

Business Management: Bruce Wayne has extensive skills and experience in business management and has through understanding of financial marketing and management and is often known as a example of successful industrialist and businessman on par to Lex Luthor.


Basically he can do anything

it's a shame non of these qualities were applied in the Chrisopher Nolan series. A terrible representation of Bats imo

 

[MostReal]

1 star. Neg rep.

lol these Batman fans are tight

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Batman regularly bench-presses at least 1000 lbs. during his exercise routine.

Me

 

[Mr.Black]

nikka is dead serious writing dissertations on why a comic book character shouldnt be able to fight other comic book characters

 

[Master Teacher]

Some of you guys are assuming batman is just SOME GUY physically...read below from a previous post

Is this type of shyt is why comic books are wack and why most the characters have been ruined.

The appeal of Batman is just his some guy in a suit, and he's rich enough to get all the gadgetry and resources necessary to fight crime in a city.
But all that extra shyt is just garbage

For Batman to master all of those skills would take him several life times
I don't care how rich and how much time he has on his hands, it just doesn't make sense and cheapens the character.

characters like Batman shouldn't even exist in the same Universe as Superman let alone be teamed up with them

 

[ExodusNirvana]

The anger

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Wouldn't Superman then just fly of the planet for a week then and come back when the rays have subsided?

HE WOULD HAVE TO FLY AWAY FROM THIS SOLAR SYSTEM FASTER THAN LIGHT. ASSUMING THE SUN'S RAYS HAVEN'T ALREADY HIT EARTH. REMEMBER HE GETS WEAKER AFTER EXPOSURE SO FLYING FASTER THAN LIGHT MIGHT NOT BE POSSIBLE.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

lol at Batman "taking the wind out" of the Hulk with a kick to the abdomen.

Batman is cool...i like him, but this whole prep time thing is lame.

life is unpredictable and Bruce Wayne does not have a crystal ball.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

People looking for plausibility in comic books and cartoons.

Next these dumb shyts are gonna wonder how Wile E Coyote was able to survive a 1000 foot drop off a cliff.

You know you can't dodge bullets either fellas. Or beat up 20 bad guys at once.

He's a fictional entity meant to capture your imagination.

Batman can dodge bullets because he CAN.

Batman can meet any challenge because he CAN.

That's all you need to know.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

For Batman to master all of those skills would take him several life times

Anything is possible if you dedicate your life to a single cause.